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The challenge has been thrown down. No one flaunts themselves in front of Thedillpickl like THIS and gets away with it! 😃 Seriously, The WH Press Room is running a contest for eUSA newspapers. They are helping to promote our media to greatness. Thanks guys! I hope all of my readers will get involved and seek out those writing articles for this contest. It'll be great for us all.




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Uh huh...

I am to do the following: "Predict with details and analysis an answer to this question: What will Plato do next?"

I am given the following conditions to adhere to: "There are no rules or guidelines as to HOW you should answer the question (for instance perhaps all you decide to do is post a single link to a single photo that perfectly answers the question. On the other hand perhaps you decide to write 6,000 words on the topic and submit that. Either way go nuts)."

Gnilraps (the author) should know me better than that, I'm always nuts!




What will Plato do next?

Details: Apparently Plato Kills All The Women in eRep. But wait, there's more to it than that!

Remember these people?

More details: Recently Plato has been giving stuff away like Ebenezer Scrooge on Christmas day.


Look at all the gold I got from the new missions!

Now the skinny: Our sources here at the Pickle Barrel have discovered an amazing new feature to appear: René Descartes, French philosopher and writer, will be replacing old Plato as the Governor of eRepublik!


Ugly cuss, ain't he?

What? Huh? Nope, I'm serious as a judge. Plato's flown the coupe. "Why?", you ask (and a brilliant question it is). It's a simple matter of economics. Plato's Romanian handlers treated him like crap and only paid him minimum wage. On his meager salary, he managed to buy one lotto ticket a week.

HE HIT THE JACKPOT!


Plato's house in the Cayman Islands.

The analysis: You would think that Plato, living on a private island in the Cayman's, with the hot babes from eRep, totally in the lap of luxury for the rest of his life would be enough. But no, that is not what Plato will do next my friends. Remember, this sucker is GREEK!

What Plato will do next is...
~drum roll please~

> Have Emma hold all his calls.
> Order Lana to clean the pool.
> Make Carla start dinner.
> Go nail Socrates in the hot tub!




Well There It Is

The Pickle Barrel has done it again. Earth shattering evidence of what Plato will do next. Now be good kids and help the old pickle out, would ya? The more votes this gets, the better my chances of winning this contest. I'd appreciate it if you'd maybe shout this article a few times and tell a friend or two! Thanks.

~pickle and Lana sneek behind pool house~
~pickle: Woo Hoo!~
~Lana: Shut up dumb ass, he'll hear us!~