[WHPR 2543] New POTUS Edition

Day 2,543, 00:08 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room
[WHPR 2543] Special NEW POTUS Edition
Together Again:
CoSecMeds "Old Man" Custer and Melissa "Too Hot" Rose with President "The Whale" Oblige


Dateline: Thursday, November 6, 2014 (Day 2543)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House

Today's WHPR:
: 1: 7-Timer Oblige Outlines his Plans
: 2: War Map & Analysis
: 3: What to Expect
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Before we start, We'd like to thank and commend our predecessors, ErrOrka, Dave Gulya and their Media Teams, for a job well done. Stepping back into a familiar job and finding everything in good order makes the transition easy, and we're confident we'll have things rolling smoothly from the git-start.

7-Timer Oblige Outlines his Plans
CoSecMed Melissa Rose

As expected, Oblige rode the big wave right into the White House, garnering over 45% of the total vote with Dave Gulya pulling a respectable 35%. Oblige swims into his unprecedented 7th non-consecutive term with America on a steady but unremarkable course.

We're in a great alliance, Pacifica, with Russia, Latvia and new member Taiwan ROC. Oblige explains, "Pacifica is absolutely the best alliance for us because of its size. It's small and nimble so we can help our friends and allies without being tied down with the bullsh-t and drama of a larger organization." Oblige hints that Finland may be joining Pacifia soon, but at this point this is just speculation.

Asked about the Reserves and the recently raised Work Tax, Oblige remarks, "The Reserve is borked right now, but I may be able to go to Congress and ask for a tax cut by the end of my second term."

In his final campaign article, "The Grand Plan," Oblige outlines his plans for the Departments of State, Defense, Interior and Education, and the National Security Council. If you have not read that yet, now would be a good time.

President Oblige will be Guest of Honor at several celebrations over the next week, and is expected to show Deputy First Lady Chubzilla selfies of his Inaugural Balls.

Presidential Daily Briefing
CoSecMed "Old Man" Custer

Continuing with the established policy of Executive transparency, Americans will be presented with information and communications taken directly from the President's Daily Briefing (PDB). In past months this has been hosted in the eUS Forums. It is hoped that this de-classified material will have higher visibility here, in the WHPR, in every regular edition.

We'll kick this off in the regular Friday edition, with an insight to President Tyler Bubblar's last couple days in office, the various Department heads winding down operations and preparing to hand off to their successors. We'll also cover the Oblige Cabinet's first day on the job, which is always interesting.


What to Expect from this Media Team

:: The White House Press Report will be published M-W-F, in a more lean and mean format. Each edition will contain one Top Story, the PDB, and A^A's extraordinary War Maps & Analysis. We'll be publishing in the Social category, and will undergo some cosmetic changes as well.
:: The Pony Express will return as a once-weekly publication. In addition to listing all newspaper articles from your Cabinet Departments, we hope to also include links to the latest news from Parties and MUs.
:: We're very excited to announce the return of regular weekly editions of eNPR, with Cerb hosting. Schedule to be announced. EDIT: Tuesday at 18oo hours. Link will be here and at #eNPR by Monday.


Your White House Media Team:
George Armstrong Custer & Melissa Rose, Co-Secretaries of Media


Alexander_Auctorias, War Maps & Analysis
Azazel Romanov, Senior White House Correspondent
Scott Coyle Jr, Graphics Artist
Cerb, eNPR Director & Host
Catsch73, Pony Express Editor


[WHPR 2543] New POTUS Edition
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2464529/1/20
New Term, New Team, New WHPR

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