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[USA] Homeland Security? Fortress Karnataka.

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Citizens of the eUSA,

Perhaps start off with some theme music?
~ Same theme music as my last article; the song still fits.

Seems like everyone is a world runner right about now.

So yesterday something cool happened. I suddenly jumped to # 6 in national rankings:
~ Pretty weird. I'm usually much farther back; sometimes not even # 6 in my party.
~ Why did that happen? We got some folks who move around a lot.
~ I guess us kids become bigshots when the adults are out, yeah?

So it seems some other folks also seem to like moving around:
~ Renago, a Strength 21 Field Marshal.
~ Chief, a Strength 24 Field Marshal.
~ UgoRaffaele, a Strength 23 Field Marshal.
There are some others, but these three provide a good enough example for now.
~ Welcome to the eUSA! We hate you.

So what's the point? Why are they here?
~ Some folks like to buy real estate before the value goes up.
~ I suppose there are some good opportunities available right now?

So I think we should drive the property value up to discourage them:
~ At the least we can make it much more expensive for them.
So how does that work? Simple. Let's consult the War Tutorial.
1. Starting a resistance war costs Gold = 50 + 25% of the population in the region.
2. Region defense points = (Defending Region Population * 100) * (1 + Defense System Q / 10)
Seems like some pretty simple math to me.

Nothing fancy here, just another simple offer.

I want to make sure we (India & USA) do not lose Karnataka:
~ India has made it clear that they do not want it back yet.
~ If they get it back, they are obligated to give it back to Indonesia.
~ They would prefer not giving it back to Indonesia right now.
~ Look up David Forde's statement in my last article if you're curious.

Plenty of important folks want you to move to Karnataka:
1. Team America: To Karnataka!
~ Jewitt, eUSA Country President
2. Let's Move to Karnataka
~ James Strife, eUSA Secretary of Education
3. Go to India, Young Man
~ Rheinlander von Phalz, eUSA Secretary of Media

So you're ready to get on a plane? Good. Get your free tickets here:
1. Emergency Relocation Form
~ The government-operated Flying Unicorn Squadron will provide for you.
2. Max
~ Send me a message, I send you a ticket. For those folks who dislike big government efforts.
So let's get ready to rumble with Indonesia and Serbia, yeah? You know you want to.

V/r,
Max

~ In whom do you trust?

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GemAlex Day 779, 22:50

Phoenix!!

ligtreb Day 779, 22:51

Move to Karnataka!

Max = awesome.

Max McFarland 2 Day 779, 22:54

Do you remember the thrill of constant assault by enemy forces during the WWIII invasion? Do you miss it? Do you want to get back to that war-zone living, surrounded by enemies?

Sure you do. This is a game. Such things are fun.

So get over your hangups, ask me for a ticket, and move to Fortress Karnataka. You know you want to.

Ruthain Day 779, 22:54

Already there max nice enough spot really, bit hot but hey.

TemujinBC Day 779, 22:54

The Crimson Canucks Private Militia approves of this message.

Get thee to Karnataka, my 'Murcan Bros!

Carr De Vaux Day 779, 22:55

Go India. outsourcing is the buzzword of 21st century!

Dr_Revenue Day 779, 22:57

Uber Vote !

Alexander Montegue Day 780, 23:37

You're national rank 5 now.

eOops Day 780, 23:42

Q1's weapon for sale urgently! It has 135 pieces of arms, and 725 iron, 10 employees, and some money! " exceeds the per-50gold, and now I can buy 40 gold !!!!!

Company:
<a href="http://www.erepublik.com/en/company/bel-q1-weapon-207073" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/company/bel-[..]7073</a>

company's market:
<a href="http://www.erepublik.com/en/companies-for-sale/country-29-industry-3/2" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/companies-fo[..]y-3/2</a>

Bristel Akina Day 780, 23:53

@Carr De Vaux:

I lol'd really hard reading your comment!

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I moved to Corny Tacos, looking for a job there.

Rheinlander von Phalz Day 780, 00:08

The weather in Karnataka sure is nice today.

Emilian_92 Day 780, 00:36

Vote

Norbengo Day 780, 01:43

U sure didn't conquer it to give it back to India (because its impossible..)
So you conquered it for yourself

Cut the crap!

Mazitv Day 780, 01:43

ha ha Max Pitt is going to . . .

simplex Day 780, 01:47

Jewitt Day 780, 01:51

I love me some fine Indian women

UgoRaffaele Day 780, 02:47

Thank you very much for your "warm" welcome Max I'm here to fight for USA, anyway!

Check the battle statistics of the last battles if you don't believe to my words: I did 6000+ damages, completely on my own, in Karnataka's battle only, for example!

Buck Roger Day 780, 04:02

voted AND linked! (from this article)
<a href="http://tinyurl.com/eusguide" target="_blank">http://tinyurl.com/eusguide</a>

Heidar's Foundation Day 780, 04:16

Ha-ha-ha... the great liberator...

VelvetHammer Day 780, 04:51

I moved

arapusa Day 780, 05:08

vote

yyytttvvv Day 780, 05:17

Voted for Tyler .

Johnny Scene Day 780, 05:29

I myself just recently moved. I actually just started playing like yesterday. I am immediately sucked in now. I just want the US triumph to continue!!!!!!