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[USA] Boring

Day 720, 10:44 • Published in USA United Kingdom

• by Mahlak Dependus

You're boring me already.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-usmt-why-should-uk-let-usa-annex-them--1024818/1/20

Seriously? More of this crap? I would have thought you'd have got some new material by now. We're quite aware of your bitter sentiments towards us for LOL!BACKSTAB!LOL and all that bull. We're also well aware of your intense desire to invade us and the likelihood of you doing so when our current MPP's run out. But until you are actually brave enough to hit the button and back up your constant whining, will you please keep the pathetic trolling to a minimum? And preferably just post it up in your own country because we have more important things to do like.. watch paint dry, perhaps.

I really do hope that you will take a break from the incessant trolling. If you do, it would give you time to actually learn English. Not just how to pronounce and spell words properly but also how to combine them into sentences with correct grammar and punctuation.

Then, maybe once you've learnt how to speak and write properly, you will drum up the courage to actually invade the UK instead of resorting to the pitiful grandstanding we have seen so far.

One last thing,

I think we win this round. \o/

Kudos to you though.

Read this cool shit too: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/why-can-t-we-be-friends-uk-us-relations--1026733/1/20

Comments

James Glover Day 720, 10:46

voted because of hotness!!
UK = Greatest

Mr Woldy Day 720, 10:50

BY GOD..

I THINK HE'S GOT IT.

zocky Day 720, 10:51

Vote just for girls,not for author or text 😃

😛

Mahlak Dependus Day 720, 10:53

\o/ Comment from the Prime Minister.

I feel awesome.

Mahlak Dependus Day 720, 11:02

@Dell Fargus
Oh you.

B_Furst Day 720, 11:02

I think you are absolutely right. Sure we, the eUSA, feel betrayed by you, the eUK, but really I hate trolls. I don't care that you think, "epic fail is made of epic fail," nor that, "Wer' gunna invade u!" is the appropriate way to do anything. So I would like to apologize, on behalf my fellow citizens, to you and yours for the senseless messages and articles that must be polluting your media. I know that the people posting that illiterate crap are far too proud of their keen intellect (yes sarcasm, yay, woo, moving on) and awesomemaxx writings to behave like a conscience human being, but just try to ignore them with all of your might. I know it is difficult, because stupid things are like magnets to the eyes, but if you don't respond to them they will eventually grow bored and move along.

Mahlak Dependus Day 720, 11:04

@B_Furst
I like your style. 🙂

Azaron Chisane Day 720, 11:11

"I would have thought you'd have got some new material by now."

I do believe it's "I would have thought you'd have *gotten* some new material by now", though honestly I would shorten it to "you ought to have some new material by now". I'm not usually picky about these sorts of things, but in an article that devotes three sentences to bemoaning a lack of grammatical correctness among American players it is difficult to resist. All in good fun! 🙂

P.S.: MPPs, not MPP's, since you mentioned punctuation as well. Bye!

Phineas Nutleberg Day 720, 11:12

I'm confused. Do you want us to invade you or not?

Mahlak Dependus Day 720, 11:16

@Azaron Chisaen
"Pitiful."
"Trolling."

@Phineas Nutleberg
Quite simple: Either stop the grandstanding and constant (boring) trolling, or hit the bloody attack button.