[UKRP] Immigration Policy; Give us all your multi gold
Day 1,830, 12:56
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by Sir Humphrey Appleby
Evening chaps,
I'm proud to present the new UKRP Immigration policy, formed by consensus after New Era declared their own. Being the party of Reform, however, we have made a few adjustments.
"New Era Immigration Contract
To get a New Era Citizenship Pass you must:
* Agree to join New Era for 33 days.
* Agree to not run in any elections for 33 days.
* Honestly tell us which real life country, eCountry and eAlliance you belong to.
* Donate a 5g worth of Currency as a Deposit. You will get this back after 33 days if you don't break the contract."
Quote: Sage Goku
UK Reform Party Immigration Contract
To get a UKRP 'Get out of jail free' citizenship card you must:-
-Agree to resign your irl job/studies and dedicate your working life to promoting UKRP,
-Not lie to us about your actual origins/intentions and not lie when agreeing to not lie about this,
-Agree not to let in your 8 brothers/sisters and further extended family when being run for congress,
-Donate all your money, pension fund and job seekers allowance as a safety deposit for not doing a runner and putting us into the situation we're powerless to do anything about it.
Have a nice evening, and keep your windows shut at night.
Yours, as always,
Appleby
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Heh
Haha (:
I want some of that Truth Potion that Iain Keers apparently has!
lol'd
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If you'd have bothered to stay up to date, almost all of Congress voted in favour of a new Citizenship Committee system coming into force after elections on the 26th : 3
What about the sacrificing your 2nd child on the alter of UKRP?
Or do we wait till after they sign the contract till we tell them about that?
Voted. UKRP5LYF PART 2
A good, strong policy.
Well done!
makes sense
nobody ever reads the terms & conditions these days
lol'd
LMAO
Brilliant, I seriously can't stop laughing lmao
I still can't
Now I have. Thank God for that. Seriously you have to take that on the road you'd make a fortune in stand up
No wait I have started laughing again...brilliant
~o~
All UKRPers must become loyal to bob
-painkiller789 a mad nerd who thinks he is a jedi
Where do I sign up?
o/
h0h0h0'd hard
I am all for this reform!
That Goku's article has been misfortunate, to say the least... It's not official New Era policy. As a matter of fact, it shows naivety more than bad intentions.
Appleby ❤
Didn't the people of New Era vote to make Goku represent the party?
A party president is not a landlord or owner. He guides and does administrative work. But we are not his followers. New Era is not TUP, we are free.
Yeah but you elected him. Are you saying he doesn't represent the party even though he won?
That argument strikes me as similar to when Goku said that the NE electorate supported his immigration ideas rather than his congressmen voting for the Citizenship committee, Alphabetis 😛
I struggle to see how their PP policies add up to their parliamentary ones
I voted for him, even, and I'll vote for him again. But I haven't given away my voice or my opinion. Nor have the rest of New Era congressmen or members. I repeat: this is not TUP. This is ESO on steroids.
You need to speak louder if you disagree, as your elected PP he sets your policies. If this is not what NE wants then he is lying and manipulating you.
It just strikes me as odd that NE votes for one thing in Congressional elections (as we're having soon), and the polar opposite of policies in their PP ones :>
If you can't laugh at yourself, you shouldn't laugh at anything.
And that was bloody hilarious lol
Lol
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haha oh NE. You so funny.
Very Childish I think the UKRP should start working on there own ideas , Goku has good points to make and his ideas are forward thinking
New Era all the way !
This is what happens when you try new ideas in the eUK.
The concept of a deposit is evil, alien and strange to these people?
Try new ideas that even some people in your party don't like. That means your idea was pretty stupid.
>naive
I'm sure Goku is naive about PTO having led quite a few himself.
>King Hannibal of ASIADay 1,831, 02:57 Very Childish I think the UKRP should start working on there own ideas , Goku has good points to make and his ideas are forward thinking
You continue to make valid points
maybe you should rename your party as THE RAVING MONSTER GOKU PARTY. hahahaha
looool
Making a deposit has its good points (though given to the BoE rather than individuals), citizenship for enemy citizens in return for NE membership is another thing altogether.
Maybe the BoE could get invovled then.
Now New Era are discriminating against new citizens that may want to come here as they now can't afford citizenship. A bit contrary to your "policy", no?
In other words, Goku is encouraging more rich players to come over instead of newer ones.
5 gold is srs wealth innit
I can guess that most peoples' biggest problem with this isn't the deposit (Although that is kind of stupid with our population being as it is) but the fact that they have to join their party in order to gain citizenship........wait a minute, isn't that how Stalin got support? "Declare your loyalty to me and get these perks"