[ukGov]A King for the Ages
eUK Home Office
Dear peasants and citizens of the Crown;
Notice the change in tone.
It is the duty of this office to pass on some news which we received from Prime Minister Talon Karrde this morning.
We regret to inform you all that the base camps of all three warring factions have been located, and destroyed. We found the Red Camp located in Bradford, the Blue camp in Grimsby, and the Yaoi camp in San Francisco. All assets were seized by the State, and are now the property of one Mr Talon Karrde.
He has promptly announced who the "citizens" have selected as King of the United Kingdom.
We welcome jamesw into his terribad reign, and wish him the best.
The titles of the previous Royal Family have hereby been vacated, and King James (who plans on writing a Bible some day) has informed me that he will be announcing his Royal Family in the near future.
For those who will comment below about King Woldy I, the his untimely death, the only way to depose the King is if you get a majority of the Royal Family to support you.
Best of Luck, from Talon Karrde's Government.
~The MoHA Team
Comments
Woldy is the only true King of eUK
Traitors. Off with their heads!
The peasants are revolting
Down with the chav!!!!!!
THE CHAV IS NOT ACCEPTABLE
PARLIAMENT DEMANDS A NEW CANDIDATE
Jamesw for the win!
y u so jelly tho peons
But I like Woldy!
THE PRETENDER
No eAmerican can be King, Blue camp in Grimsby was a decoy. Blue win
Anyone who opposes King Woldy is a usurper and a traitor, and should be dealt with as such.
Woldy is the only true King of eUK
Traitors. Off with their heads! X2
Revolution! Jamesw you better run or be beheaded. XD
DOWN WITH THE FALSE CHAV KING!
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRNNNNN HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Woldy is the only true King of eUK
Traitors. Off with their heads! X3
THE PRETENDER
x2
No.
Woldy is the only true King of eUK
Traitors. Off with their heads! X4
Oh, and here I thought "King James" was LaBrone James of the Miami Heat. My bad.
Who is this LaBrone James you speak of? I can't seem to find LaBrone on any google search engine.
WOLDY IS THE ONLY KING!!!
talking bollox doesnt make it true
HAIL KING WOLDY!!!
Oh, jamesw king eh? Very nice. And how'd he get that, eh?
By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist
dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences
in our society.
Horice (:
Woldy is the only true King of eUK
Traitors. Off with their heads! x5
Woldy is the only true King of eUK
Traitors. Off with their heads! x6