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[UK] Personality Politics: Max Blue vs Mwcerberus ?

Day 2,141, 11:25 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Max Blue
Today I caught sight of this article by Mwcerberus where he outlines why he should be the UK Minister of Defence. I would like to apply for the job of Minister of Defence so I have written a letter to each of the hopeful President's...

Dear WayneKerr,

I would like to apply for the position of Minister of Defence or any other job Mwcerberus is applying for.

I am cooler than this multiplied by this. I was a Denist before being a denist was mainstream and I'm smarter than 100 Iain Keer'seses.

love Max

o7



Dear Boh,

I would like to apply for the position of Minister of Defence.

Qualifications

- Bronze swimming certificate (achieved swimming away from a floater made by none other than Mwcerberus)
- Successfully erected an Ikea table, that lasted more than 24 hours.
- Have been a long suffering assistant of the MoD (under the brutal FragUK and Mwerberus)
- General bad good egg.

As you are not British you need someone to bring the British to your cabinet, well I can assure you I am more Brit than this squared. You can test my Britishness if you are in any doubt.

I'm more sane than a mad man and I'm not as thick as a brick.

Also Mwcerberus leaves Doritos crumbs everywhere.



Dear Mwcerberus,

No hard feelings about the competition I hope. Na, just kidding!




~ Note to Wayne and Boh: I would be happy to work with Mwcerberus and FragUK.


You guys this IS my application seriously. And I genuinely would be happy to work with either of the above and either Wayne or Boh.

And a lesson to everyone...



 

Comments

WayneKerr
WayneKerr Day 2,141, 11:37

More of this needs to be done.

Alphabethis
Alphabethis Day 2,142, 06:53

guantanamera, guajiro guantanamera, guantanameeeeeeeeeera guajiro guantamera.

Leo Balzac
Leo Balzac Day 2,141, 11:39

that tongue gif is disturbing.

mwcerberus
mwcerberus Day 2,141, 12:32

ba ba ba ba ba i'm loving it
great article bro

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You may call me V
You may call me V Day 2,141, 12:44

The Uk media is going to pot .

Bohemond4
Bohemond4 Day 2,141, 13:21

glorious

in future, I think all applications should be done like this..

WayneKerr
WayneKerr Day 2,141, 14:27

can't you come up with your own ideas...

Niemand
Niemand Day 2,141, 14:36

Nice competition.

WookieO
WookieO Day 2,141, 14:50

Love it!

More applications should definitely be in this style.

Butjam
Butjam Day 2,141, 16:02

Max Blue is my erep crush

Dr Hugh Jardon
Dr Hugh Jardon Day 2,142, 03:09

HE'S MUGGED YOU OFF CERB AND MADE YOU LOOK A RIGHT MUG!

 
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