[TC] We have COOKIES

Day 2,049, 00:00 • Published in USA USA • by blondeninja
TC - Join for the cookies!


We had a recent article by DMJ about cake and pie, but he overlooked one big thing about the eUSTC: the cookies!!

You see from the very start TC has been a proud cookie distributer. The Oompa (Office of Magical Platoon Actions) used to give away prizes for random TC trivia, but every officer always gives out cookies, we always have and always will (wow thats a lot of always’s we must be serious).



Above: One of our extremely delicious chocolate chip cookies.

However, cookies are not just delicious savory epilepsies of goodness. They provide an essential boost in your strength and are of course highly nutritious. Don’t believe me? Well simple take the work of your favorite BL2 character: Tiny Tina.



"Real badasses eat chocolate chip cookies, I'ma gonna get that tattooed across my back in Old English font."

While I do not plan on getting that tattoo anytime soon, I think we can all agree that cookies are simply amazing. eUSTC has had a long standing policy of cookie awesomeness. If you join us you are more than welcome to partake in the fun, and you will, of course, receive many cookies in your time here. Join for the fun, join for the family, join for the supplies, but most importantly, join for the cookies!!

Join Now!!!

//Signed//

General Blondeninja

Branch CO

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