[Real CPF] The Real CPF Supports Nea Milosu*
Canadian Progressive Front
Well, this is embarrassing. Apparently we are so discombobulated here in the CPF that we can't even get our story straight. You see, we were going to originally sponsor James MacMarnama McCmannara Penguin, but some of us had deep reservations about his atrocious spelling that we decided against it. Sorry James, we read your angry little article, and to make things up to you, we will be sending you a personal grooming package soon as a token of our appreciation for your endless attempts at articles and whatnot. Better luck next time. Or never.
Make sure he washes his hands first
But the embarrassment doesn't end there. It seems that our PP who we suspect is really an undercover agent from you know who decided to try to sabotage us by selecting the worst possible candidate to put forward. I mean really, Areola? Look at his/her pathetic little attempt at a platform. Is that what he/she calls Lulz? Come on man, Spencer could do better than that when he's half drunk and has his face buried in it.
Spencer on a typical Saturday night
Then there's our old man Wilhelm. We love Wilhelm. If it wasn't for Wilhelm, none of our noobs would have an undeserved shot at getting into Congress. Everyone remember to say thanks Uncle Wilhelm when you see him next. But the timing of his comeback was a bit suspect. Very active for a long stretch, then gone for a long time, only to suddenly re-appear. You know what else is funny? All this talk about multies and whatnot. Something sure feels weird here, but we can't quite put our finger on it. Anyhow, it seems that crusty old Wilhelm doesn't quite like the direction the party is going, so he decided to speak out and endorse his own candidate. Good for you, Wilhelm. But we don't like Cham because he doesn't do anything. Seriously, can you think of one thing he's done? Just one thing? Geez, he hasn't even stolen anything, what kind of politician will he make? Not a very good one, that's what
I'll admit it. Wilhelm is totally my hero
We thought about endorsing this Temujin guy, but let's face it, he's a payer. We're all cheap, and nobody likes competing against people who play this game with the money that they saved up by not having a girlfriend. Plus he's the fugliest guy we've come across in a long time, so no way man.
Temujin can into hair club for men
But don't fret, little ones, we have a solution to solve this mess. Because this is the official newspaper of the CPF, not that other tabloid rag that is just posing as the official newspaper, we have decided to speak out and endorse a real candidate for CP. A real, hard working, hockey watching, poutine eating, toque wearing Canadian girl, Nea Milosu. Check out that name plus the polar bear avatar. She's obviously Canadian, no doubt about it. I mean, just look at her platform. The CAF totally endorses her, so she's got to be the perfect choice to lead us into another chain reaction war over there in cheese land. Plus we heard she's really good at keeping passwords safe, so there's no doubt we can totally trust this gal.
Real picture of Nea Milosu. We heard she really, really, really likes video games
So, as the official publication of the CPF, we are glad to say:
Vote for Nea Milosu on December 5. She's the candidate that sucks the least. We think.
That is all. Back to getting invaded and conquered again due to Government incompetence.
Comments
Its funny cuz Nea is a dude.
Nea Milosu is cool, but I'm an American Temming :3
and Romanian
Sup Pimp
Good job getting the joke powerown
This seems legit
I'm sorry I'm so bad at stealing : ( I'll try harder next time, promise!
TEM4PM maaaxxxx
Tem, Jacobi, and Kezuo all in one shot. Plus a pitcher of beer. Forboding.
I don't recall giving permission for that photo to be used in this manner. Kindly take it down.
Also, I've never bought gold in my life.
I saw his face. Now I can die in peace.
\o/
OMG - someone got the old CPF org back up and running?
MMMMMMMMMWAH!
Kazuo: that someone is Pimp, who failed to return it when he was no longer PP (a PP, which he gained by because of ingame Mechanics, not by a vote). This newspaper has no longer been consider official since July.
@Pimp. You are hilarious! You really did get me laughing at some points, especially in your depiction of me. Your efforts at Satire are remarkable. Though to be honest, the clean language in this article makes me think that you found someone to write it for you. As far as me breaking with Party Lines, is that aeriala, who won our forum poll (http://praetorhq.forumotion.ca/elections-f4/cpf-presidential-candidate-poll-december-5th-2nd-poll-t198-15.htm#2455) was only running for the lulz. I could not conceivably endorse him publicly - at least, not this month 😉
Overall Pimp, top marks for originality and creativity. 🙂
Who writes this crap?
(Wilhelm's comment makes me wonder, is all)
>Who writes this crap?
Dade Pendwyn
About time he wrote something.
Tem, lol "I've never bought gold in my life", was that sarcastic? Or is it also sarcastic that you're gonna spend 2-5 grand as you said RL money on advertising a GAME so you can win CP?
And powerown, orly?
🙂
Supporting Fram is never funny.
Ahahaha, nice
wtf.
How pathetic.
i detect jealousy
"But the embarrassment doesn't end there. It seems that our PP who we suspect is really an undercover agent from you know who"
dont you just love it when we PTO people without even being aware that we're PTOing people
jeez Scorp, we aren't always talking about you )
oh i know that, its just that this time you were
Nice chuckle. Be nicer yet, if you would return our org.
>wtf.
How pathetic.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/canada-to-greece--1534278/1/20