[POTUS]Operation Mulan 2: The non-Disney Sequel
GoneAndGone
America, it’s time for war.
As anyone who has looked at the map in the past week knows, our brothers to the north (the other north) have been in a long hard fought war against Hungary. Despite valiant efforts, Russia has been unable to fight back the Hungarian invasion. Given their current situation, Russian President MinPRO contacted both myself, and CoT Supreme Comander LitoII inquiring about direct involvement from the eUS in this war.
The answer was obvious. America stands by its allies, and so, we’re standing by Russia to kick back Hungary.
Despite resident TWO scum from the AFA trying to prevent us from aiding Russia, today when the ability to propose a Natural Enemy was granted, we successfully proposed a Natural Enemy. Due to a border in Far Eastern Russia being established by Hungary taking it, we’ll be sweeping across Hungry Hippo-occupied Russia from the east, straight into the heart of of beast. So, congratulations are in order; your own hunger has led to your inevitable wiping Hungary. Kudos.
Early video of the Hungarians running from the superior American force.
This whole thing however leads to a great question... what was Hungary thinking? It is no secret that America and Russia are bros, there was even a whole document about how Russia was the Bear of awesomeness to our Eagle of freedom. Unless Hungary lacks the ability to read (which is quite possible, anyone who’s played Hungary Hungary Hipposes knows you’re one false move away from having a ball penetrate your eye socket) then they knew full well that we would be deliver to them the same size 12 J’s we penetrated Serbia with a week ago. But, I have a few theories on this:
Theory 1: Hungary really wanted to be wiped. Let’s be honest here, no one likes being left unwiped, that’s why we have toilet paper. But, due to tough economic times, Hungary must have run out of the aforementioned rectal cleansers, so, they attacked Russia HOPING we’d wipe them, so they could be squeaky clean again.
Theory 2: They thought they could bribe us. It is a well known fact that my Chief of Staff Israel Stevens is a fan of his vodka. So maybe they thought they could give us free vodka in exchange for not attacking them. This is a truly admirable plan, if it weren’t for the fact that Mexico has been sending us Tequila since day one of the term. We’re set for alcohol. (That isn’t a joke. They sent me cake and tequila day one \o/) But, good play nonetheless Hungary.
Theory 3: Hungary thought the world really was flat. This is wholeheartedly understand. Looking at the following map:
I could totally imagine the world being flat. I mean, look at it! ONLY TWO DIMENSIONS! There’s no way that Hungary could border America by being in Russia...
DAMN YOU 3-DIMENSIONAL PLANES!!!
All joking aside, I for one am quite excited to be attacking Hungary. Besides Serbian scum, Hungarian scum is number two on my list of most disliked countries. Messing with Russia was truly a stupid thing for them to do, one for which, they shall pay dearly for. When the time comes to strike, I look forward to seeing my fellow Americans and allies on the battlefield to defend our Russian bros o7
Until then, swag out America,
-Tenshibo
President of the eUS
Comments
Let's Get Down to Business o7
to defeat the Huns!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64
French version in case of... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iPXNr2o1X8
I'm sorry I don't speak communist.
Communist?
No I'm not communist, nor do I want any communist.
WTF?
And no I will not have sex with you. That's sick Frenchy.
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Fun the Huns!
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with love from eCanada
Let's Get Down to Business
To defeat
TWO
Let's wipe Hungry!!! Approved by Swiss MoD
Is this going to be a repeat of France... or Austria?
Let's Get Down to Business o7
Gotta say... I'm likin' this POTUS...
Seems like an awful lot of swag in here
Let's Get Down to Business o7
Let's Get Down to Business o7
Let's Get Down to Business
To defeat
TWO
Let's wipe Hungry!!! Swiss will be there to help you along the way!
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY SWISS ARMY \ o /
Voted! \o/
This guy's got them scared to death.
There for our Brother Bears. An Eagle's eye to look out for their bro, and the other eye to snatch their newest prey.
For Mother Russia!
I DEMAND BETTER DISNEY QUOTES AND OPERATION NAMES!
Our number one priority should be to gain pop and retain new players in order to increase the strength of the United States in the game. There is little to no effort being put forth on this vital part of the game. We only continue to lose pop when such a internet connected America should be number one by far.
War. its the best retention tool we have
Answer from Switzerland
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-mod-message-to-all-swiss-citizens-2274778/1/20
I wouldn't take my eyes off of Serbia, but America must go to the aide of Russia; killing Serbian Allies is almost as much fun as killing Serbs....
It's time 2 pay back. Serbia vs USA
2 big wars in 2 months? That's more like it!
MU priorities setting:
1) Pro USA
2) Vs Hungary
Good luck my friend! We'll make our part!
In the name of Bear and Eagle!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc2LnB-W6UQ
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Now this be what I'm talking about.
Well done, Mr. Potus.
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о7 Thank you, USA!
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o7 Hail USA, Switzerland, CoT
Viva USA !!
Viva Russia
Viva México !!!
Viva tequila !!! 😃
VIVA CoT!!!
Good article Ten.
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Great! There are many eUkrainians on your side.