[PM]Ten Downing Updates for Today
Day 780, 20:28
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by Dishmcds
So, the last few days have been fairly busy. Here's just a small list of updates for the group.
Unless you live in an eComa, you have seen the American, Polish, Swedish, Spanish, or other fairly trollish articles in the media. They are "threatening us" with an invasion.
It's the same thing they've been saying since April of last year. They apparently forgot how to come up with new material. They've had the chance to push their buttons for a very long time now, and have not done so. Whether they will or not is unknown, but this much is certain:
We're certainly not going to be afraid of some computer tough guys on the internet.
We'll prepare what we can, our allies will fight alongside us as best they can, and we'll do what we can to defend our Nation. If we fall, then we fall, but we shall stand United against the enemy, and rise up again. Our enemies know all too well how hard it is to keep anyone occupied for any length of time, and Downing Street, London, or the United Kingdom will live on.
Moving on to more domestic issues, here are some of the things we're working on, waiting for all these "supposed attacks":
1. The UK CivGuns program is alive and well. It will run through both the IRC and Forums. This program gives weapons to UK Citizens (not named Shadow or Winston) to fight with, if you can't afford them. They will run in a forum thread you can request guns from, or the IRC channel (#eUKCivWeaps).
All citizens are suggested to use this if you cannot afford your own weapons. This program has a few requirements, so please read carefully.
2. As some of you may notice, we're PMing all non-London UK residents and asking them to move to London. We'll pay for the ticket. London is our economic focal point and center. We need to move everyone there to protect it as best we can. Currently we have about 2800 citizens in London. Having 6,000 sure would be nice.
3. Also, you might have noticed that we've been running ads to join the Navy. There are several benefits to joining our national branch:
-You get funded to fight
-You receive battle orders every day
-You help your country by putting your damage, no matter how big or small, in the right place
Join The Navy Today!
4. Our Ministry of Home Affairs, a hard working lot run by Karacticus, has been working around the clock to update and aid in several things:
-The MoHA updates and adds to our wiki, so new players have the first hand knowledge of what is going on in the eUK. Moving into this time of war, it's very important that our citizens know about the eUK and how to get involved.
-The MoHA runs the Gifting Hub, which gifts new players or players that need wellness, and shows them how to fight and maintain their wellness. This is very very important, to keep our population healthy.
-We also hold the FryDay competition, which is unique to the United Kingdom. It has prizes, giveaways, and can get you, the new citizen involved.
5. Lastly, just for EDEN, this is not us:
Sincerely,
Dishmcds
Prime Minister
Unless you live in an eComa, you have seen the American, Polish, Swedish, Spanish, or other fairly trollish articles in the media. They are "threatening us" with an invasion.
It's the same thing they've been saying since April of last year. They apparently forgot how to come up with new material. They've had the chance to push their buttons for a very long time now, and have not done so. Whether they will or not is unknown, but this much is certain:
We're certainly not going to be afraid of some computer tough guys on the internet.
We'll prepare what we can, our allies will fight alongside us as best they can, and we'll do what we can to defend our Nation. If we fall, then we fall, but we shall stand United against the enemy, and rise up again. Our enemies know all too well how hard it is to keep anyone occupied for any length of time, and Downing Street, London, or the United Kingdom will live on.
Moving on to more domestic issues, here are some of the things we're working on, waiting for all these "supposed attacks":
1. The UK CivGuns program is alive and well. It will run through both the IRC and Forums. This program gives weapons to UK Citizens (not named Shadow or Winston) to fight with, if you can't afford them. They will run in a forum thread you can request guns from, or the IRC channel (#eUKCivWeaps).
All citizens are suggested to use this if you cannot afford your own weapons. This program has a few requirements, so please read carefully.
2. As some of you may notice, we're PMing all non-London UK residents and asking them to move to London. We'll pay for the ticket. London is our economic focal point and center. We need to move everyone there to protect it as best we can. Currently we have about 2800 citizens in London. Having 6,000 sure would be nice.
3. Also, you might have noticed that we've been running ads to join the Navy. There are several benefits to joining our national branch:
-You get funded to fight
-You receive battle orders every day
-You help your country by putting your damage, no matter how big or small, in the right place
Join The Navy Today!
4. Our Ministry of Home Affairs, a hard working lot run by Karacticus, has been working around the clock to update and aid in several things:
-The MoHA updates and adds to our wiki, so new players have the first hand knowledge of what is going on in the eUK. Moving into this time of war, it's very important that our citizens know about the eUK and how to get involved.
-The MoHA runs the Gifting Hub, which gifts new players or players that need wellness, and shows them how to fight and maintain their wellness. This is very very important, to keep our population healthy.
-We also hold the FryDay competition, which is unique to the United Kingdom. It has prizes, giveaways, and can get you, the new citizen involved.
5. Lastly, just for EDEN, this is not us:
Sincerely,
Dishmcds
Prime Minister
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blank article is blank. I did a ton today, apparently.
Cool article.
A day without updates in the eUK is an improvment from what normally happens.
in b4 not blank
Great accomplishments
Not much was said about today, because not much happened imo
Good article. Join the Navy, it's ggrrrreat!
Dish, from the sound of this article, you are afraid. If you weren't I'm sure you would have made no mention of our usual trolling.
Navy \o/
Wtf cartoon makes no sense? eUK has fail inside jokes?
Jeez Dish, maybe if you bold your text more and make it bigger you can make yourself look more confident.
The United Kingdom of Failtards strikes again.
Also, I've been wondering what it feels like to be an international joke to the point your name is synonymous with failure
@Spencer: Perhaps you should ask that to Uncle Sam. I herd that was his moniker.
Jeez Spencer , maybe you should stop using bold to make yourself seem tough on the internet , when even on the internet you're not .
broken forum link?
ahaha you guys might actually be good for something, strengthening our country military wise
So i herd you like to be occupied? So we decided to occupy you with battles while we occupy your regions, so you can be occupied while your being occupied.
gud
And yeah, vote this too.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/review-of-the-war-lower-normandy-wallonia-vestlandet-and-midtjylland-1133601/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/revi[..]/1/20
Also, an important message for all eUK citizens:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/i-stand-ready-to-kill--1133429/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/i-st[..]1/20
\o/
I heard we were going to be occupied. That was 6 months ago though :/
Spencer is quite a funny dude. 🙂
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Ignor Tyler
Internet Tough Guys cannot kill redcoats
Great article.
Voted :3
I believe you have to use "<a href=" links.
I resigned as ambassador to the United Kingdom because of the article posted by Bradley Reala and the ensuing discussion I had.
You don't Pensive they might bore us to death.
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