[NEW BITS FROM GREEK CP] Future Imperfect

Day 1,581, 05:26 • Published in Poland Poland • by vingaer

In my previous article I concentrated on one of the most glorious EDEN (?) countries -- Turkey. Today I would like to remind you that Turks aren't the only funny guys in the joyful world of EDEN. It seems that Bulgaria, a p nice country which wanted to take its rightful place among EDEN members, got a bit screwed recently.

For those who wish to read the full log, here it comes: http://goo.gl (slash) qXf47 (again, I have to put the link that way because EDEN SC is way more ill-mannered than me during my best times).

The best bits are however listed below:

1. HOW ROMANIA MAKES EDEN OBEY ROMANIAN ORDERS:

[21:23] (naufragiatu[RO]) And therefor RO feels that Albania deserves a place among the brotherhood
[...]
[21:40] (TTi) So, with open arm, WELCOME TO EDEN AS FULL MEMBER ALBANIA
[21:40] (Kromov[UKR]) (clap) and (flower)
[21:40] (Olivaneksa[CRO]) welcome Albania!

Romania says, EDEN does! Welcome Albania, you surely won't forget too soon about who vouched for you. Your vote, which btw. equals that of Bulgaria, Greece, Croatia etc. should be put carefully in the future.

2. HOW CROATIA TRIES TO BE ROMULAN AND FAILS:

[22:33] (Olivaneksa[CRO]) i cannot accept that as an answer
[22:33] (Olivaneksa[CRO]) if you accept them as trial members
[22:33] (Olivaneksa[CRO]) they can't be your enemies
[22:34] (Olivaneksa[CRO]) they are not your enemies just because you don't have mpp with them
[22:34] (Olivaneksa[CRO]) it's just stupid reason why to lose dmg
[22:34] (Olivaneksa[CRO]) i'm sure turks want to show whole bulgaria that they will fight for you
[22:34] (Olivaneksa[CRO]) and speaking about enemies
[22:34] (Olivaneksa[CRO]) you are bordering serbia and macedonia
[22:35] (Olivaneksa[CRO]) who are constantly fighting against albania
[22:35] (Olivaneksa[CRO]) why would you not help them?

you mean... Croatia, which also happens to be located nearby.

[23:43] (Olivaneksa[CRO]) As Croatia is one of the founders of EDEN
[23:44] (Olivaneksa[CRO]) Our goverment brought up these decisions
[23:44] (Olivaneksa[CRO]) 1. Turkey will give those 2 regions to Bulgaria
[23:44] (Olivaneksa[CRO]) and Bulgaria will not ask for more
[23:44] (Olivaneksa[CRO]) 2. Bulgaria will accept Turkey's full EDEN membership
[23:45] (Olivaneksa[CRO]) If those 2 request aren't completed in the next 24 hours
[23:45] (Olivaneksa[CRO]) Croatia is ready to leave EDEN

And to go where? To ONE? ;d

3. HOW CAN YOU LEARN TO SPEAK TURKLISH:

(We have already established that the Turks kind of phail @ English.)

[22:15] (Eashoa) I can provide background infor briefly if requested
[22:15] (TTi) Please do Eashoa
[22:16] (Eashoa) While all eyes are fixed on the faltering Turkish-Bulgarian conflict, eTurkey is involved in another diplomatic rapprochement whose consequences may be just as favorable for the future of the EDEN.
[22:17] (Eashoa) ust two days before the EDEN's attack on eSerbia via eBulgaria that was commenced on 22th January (approximate date is given), eTurkey offered eBulgaria to be ally, and also promised full-force support in their battles as a sight of brotherhood. eBulgaria, on the other hand, accepted this deal but also requested two regions from Iran for their economical development: Mazandaran-and-Golistan and Semnan. eTurkey's
[22:17] (Eashoa) for this request was unconditionally possitive, and eTurkey decided to give those two regions to eBulgaria free for the sake of EDEN and occupied eUkranian regions in that time.
[22:18] (Eashoa) With the witness of EDEN Administration, both sides agreed to make it real on 26th January due to the risk of coming congress elections and the possibility of the liberation of the regions under the control of Turkey by ONE, with the request of EDEN. Nevertheless, eBulgaria did not adhere to the deal and never offered mpp to eTurkey in the following days. With the witness of EDEN Administration, again, eBulgaria ca
[22:18] (Eashoa) eTurkey and wanted to take the regions without fulfil the mpp requisite, as if they had right to do that. eTurkey's answer to this proposal was a clear "no." Erstwhile allies whose deteriorating relations undermined the security of the entire EDEN Brotherhood. This conflict -- more than eBulgaria's outreach to eTurkey or tensions with the EDEN administration -- called starkly into question the role that eTurkey wil
[22:18] (Eashoa) in regional politics and also in EDEN by eBulgaria “without good justifications.”
[22:18] (Eashoa) he most recent standoff during my term between eTurkey and eBulgaria was sparked by the organized attacks of eBulgaria in Turkey's occupied regions with no any rights .
[22:19] (Eashoa) eTurkey was expecting an apology and reparations after the massive attacks by eBulgarians. With the request of EDEN.HQ, however, both sides decided to make an agreement under EDEN's observation. however just two days ago, BG attacked to Turkey's region again

4. HOW THE TURKS WANT TO BE INFORMATIVE:

[22:20] (hawkoulis[GR]) Absfresh[BG] wll you sign mpp with turkey?
[22:20] (Absfresh[BG]) no
[22:20] (Absfresh[BG]) this is not the task now
[22:20] (hawkoulis[GR]) if turkey propose you mpp you ll deny it?
[22:21] (Chew-Chew-Shoe[IRE]) I would too like to see logs and screens.
[22:21] (Absfresh[BG]) no mpp
[22:21] (Absfresh[BG]) we could stay in one and the same alliance just because of Eden, but never be friends
[22:22] (Eashoa) by respecting, I would like to inform everybody that BG CP does not use a politic language
[22:22] (Eashoa) please be polite

Let me translate this sentence from Turklish to English:

politic means 'being polite' -- this way the Turks who love making real life threats such as 'vingaer you cu** imma come to your home and burn it you dirty sl**' admit they have no idea about prudence

respect -- informing everyone that they cannot read properly

being impolite -- refusing to sign mpp with Turkey; it also means that you have no respect and you are unable to comprehend politics on Turkish level

5. HOW "THE ORTHODOX BROTHERHOOD" WORKS

I don't think the Greek guy can fully understand his own words from that summit, let alone Greek citizens:

[22:49] (hawkoulis[GR]) when fyrom has attack 2 of our members under attack
[22:49] (hawkoulis[GR]) they dont have enemy?
[...]
[23:47] (hawkoulis[GR]) Greece has signed mpp
[23:47] (hawkoulis[GR]) and BG cant?
[23:47] (hawkoulis[GR]) Greece has no proud?
[23:47] (hawkoulis[GR]) If for you we dont have proud then your are my next NE
[...]
[00:02] (hawkoulis[GR]) xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaaxxaxa
[00:02] (hawkoulis[GR]) xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA
[...]
[00:50] (hawkoulis[GR]) ther is no voting
[00:50] (hawkoulis[GR]) i want a vote about the voting subject
[00:50] (MUFC92[IRE]) voting subject is more then clear
[00:50] (hawkoulis[GR]) i am a full member too

Indeed!

6. HOW THE TURKS VIEW DEMOCRACY PART. 2

[00:10] (Eashoa) Turkey's full-membership is not belong to Bulgarians vote,

Obviously, a non-member has every right to dictate when a full member should and shouldn't vote.

7. WHY DOES THE TURKISH GUY THINK PRESIDENT = SULTAN

[00:27] (kloraq) I led my armies to Bulgarian wars for many times
[00:27] (kloraq) just to show them that we are friends now
[00:29] (kloraq) I want Turkey to become a full-member of EDEN
[00:29] (kloraq) after that, if EDEN requests me to help Bulgaria's economical development
[00:29] (kloraq) I'll be happy to oblige
[00:29] (kloraq) but not right now, that does not make sense



8. EDIT: MOAR OF OUR GREEK GUY!

(yes, he is Greek CP)

19:45:07] i impeach TTi
[19:46:01] i impeach TTi
[19:46:05] i want a voting
[19:46:11] NOW
[19:46:21] i impeach TTi
[19:46:23] NOW
[19:46:24] i impeach TTi
[19:46:25] NOW
[19:48:34] CAUSE
[19:48:38] HE IS ACTING
[19:48:44] LIEK AN ASSHOLE
[19:48:50] IS TTi OR EGREECE
[19:48:56] CHOOSE NOW
[...]
[19:52] I WANT A VOTING
[19:53] hawkoulis, do you think it is now the moment
[19:53] ??
[19:53] MermaidPrincess
[19:53] yes
[19:53] yes it is
[19:53] he change it the voting
[19:53] TTi you are out man
[19:53] whatwhatwhat is going on?
[19:53] == Nino54 has changed nick to nino54[AL]
[19:53] == mode/#eden.military [+m] by hoffa13
[19:53] THIS IS A MILITARY CHANNEL
[19:54] hoffa13 i m mad
[19:54] If I see you again talking about stuff like that here voice out
[19:54] you see we have hard battles now
[19:54] talk on fa
[19:54] not here if you want

by the way:
hoffa13 might no longer be with us [*]

8. AN EPIC REMINDER

(kloraq[TR]) do you think we are idiots ?

Not at all, dude.

PS. I would like to remind you that 'racism' does not mean laughing @ lines such as "i want a vote about the voting subject" ;d