The Way of the Warrior

Day 1,567, 08:22 • Published in Poland Poland • by vingaer

Mah source is a mysterious log file which has appeared on pastebin.com [I😨 DQceamGS]. SOrry, guys, I had to hide the url as I realized that romper had sworn and some Turkish moderator might hide this article for linking uncensored sources. I shall try not to spoil those masterpieces with my inferior, dirty thoughts, which is why I'd like you to form your own opinion bout the logs you can now read thanks to a good friend.



TURKISH SUPERIOR LANGUAGE SKILLS, AKA LETS BRING THE GUY WHO DOESNT SPEAK ENGLISH AT ALL TO THE INTERNATIONAL MEETING

257. (Keaver) Ben turkce yazacam, biriniz cevirin
258. (nexus2012[CRO]) but it takes time to normalize relations
259. (Keaver) şu anda bizim topraklarda savaş var, bulgar topraklarında değil
260. (TheGraverobber[BG]) english please
261. (Keaver) ve bu savaşı çıkaran da bulgarlar
262. (Vaako|TR) he doesnt know english
263. (kloraq[TR]) i'll be translating for him
264. (Keaver) önce onlara sahip çıksınlar
265. (nexus2012[CRO]) at this point, nobody can continue anymore in this tone, not Turkey, not Bulgaria, not EDEN, nobody, this seems to be neverending loop
266. (Keaver) sonra konuşalım.
267. (Keaver) sorry, I donn know english.

We have noticed, especially near the end of the file.

AFTER MANY REQUESTS, SOME CREATIVE TRANSLATION:

270. (Vaako|TR) Keaver: now there is a war in our lands and this war is not started by us
271. (Vaako|TR) but by bulgaria
272. (Vaako|TR) first they must stop
273. (Vaako|TR) then we can talk
274. (kloraq[TR]) "Right now there is a war in our soil and the Bulgarian government is responsible for this. In order for us to continue this meeting, those attacks must be stopped and a formal apology must be made for that unprovoked aggression. This apology should address both Turkey and EDEN. Since it is only benefiting ONE."

Find 10 differences!

APOLOGIES ARE NECESSARY:

538. (kloraq[TR]) Kasherov[BG], now you have to add a formal apology to that and the compensation of the losses we suffered
649. (kloraq[TR]) Clopoyaur, do not forget the apology and the compensation please.
652. (kloraq[TR]) Without those, there is no way Turkish congress or military units would agree to such offer.
653. (kloraq[TR]) Just putting the facts on the table.
700. (kloraq[TR]) Oles let me give you a quick explanation of the Turkish community. As you know they are a highly proud nation. As far as I can observe, they are all bored of always being the better man and acting maturely while the opposing part acts just the opposite.
701. (kloraq[TR]) So that is why the apology and the compensation (coming from Bulgaria)
702. (kloraq[TR]) would be neccessary to convince them

HOW THE TURKS VIEW DEMOCRACY:

747. (kloraq[TR]) I have another proposal for Bulgaria
749. (kloraq[TR]) Removal of the veto + another referandum that ends in favor of Turkey

SOME THINGS OF NO VALUE



I don't even know how to comment it properly, but let me assure you that Turkey is one of my fav countries in eRep, right after Romania ;d.

1053. (kloraq[TR]) do you think we are idiots ?

I wouldn't dare. Would you?