[#Monies5lyfe]First report-ish thing, TL;DR and helpful Gdoc at bottom

Day 2,183, 09:21 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Bank of England
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Yo7 amigos and amigas, Butjam here with a rather belated intro to the MoF. As anybody who has held the role can attest, the changeover is arduous, tedious and long...us. Anyway, our beloved MWC has cracked into the accounts and instructed me to keep the population entertained with numbers whilst he scarpers off with the loot.

Proof that we've not sat about doing absolutely nothing

In terms of MoF flavour I'm a little different from Emergy in that I hold sacred beliefs of "Ugh, effort for graphics?" and "There's probably only 5 people actually reading this". I'll keep you all updated through reports, but I'd much rather you got yourself acquainted with my lovely public data instead so you don't have to keep waiting on me. Another way we differ is engineering pedance, I prefer to work in true cc and gold values, which means when I give the state of our affairs I'm totalling up every asset and converting the full value to one or the other. If anything, we just look like we have more money!

Who doesn't like to pretend to be financially healthy?

Down to the actual business then, listing what I'm going to do during however long this tenure lasts....
Track money
The obvious and easy part of the role, look after money and let the public know what's going down. Now that I've got access to all the orgs and whatnot and the public sheet has been setup (Once again, here) you'll be kept up to date with expenditure, total value and, after I enlist some minion power, a daily tax revenue.

Make some money
The less easy part... this will be accomplished the same way money is usually made by the Ministry, passive trading on the monetary market. We make use of the Government orgs, special accounts that have no gold buying limit, to turn a profit for us. We list a few thousand cc on an org, offering to buy gold at a rate of 0.005 gold per pound, or £200 per gold bar. As you can see, gold itself is at around £209 per at the moment, so every bar is £9 profit. This isn't much but if done right it can add up. As well as this, the country makes money through taxes on working and the market, as well as a voluntary tax on Dastardly banking. Dastardly banking is headed by Iain Keers, a well known and trusted eUK'er. In exchange for access to a group of org accounts, money from Keers and other investors (including myself) is used to earn money from the monetary market and the eUK receives 25% of all profit. This benefits us as we don't have the funding to run those orgs ourselves. My role is to advise congress, cabinet and the CP how to efficiently spend our money at a rate less than all this income.

A slight break before my 'big idea'

The big idea
Finally, the element that I want to bring to the MoF. I was considering this around the end of my last term in the role, unfortunately I left before I had chance to implement it. This might end up being a little long winded but I'll try and reign it in. The idea stems from the slight changes that occur in the monetary market which I attribute to the following factors
>Player base awake
>Gold offers
>Upgrade offers
>Training contract refresh
All of these can increase or decrease the demand for purchased gold. A change in demand can mean a very small change in price, perhaps only 0.1cc per gold. Own enough gold however and you can start to generate larger amounts. The key is knowing when to do it. I've seen comments and discussions from people about this before who make it sound like wizardry, or that you sit there with complex algorithms to determine how best to take advantage of it. I'm gonna' go right out now and say that's all ridiculous, the only thing you need is data.

My idea is not to start short selling this term, nowhere near that. Although we are protected by the huge volume of gold in country treasuries keeping the price stable at more than £200, that's still a risk of £9 per gold. To go in blind would be daft, for every gold bar you put up you're risking £9 for a £1 profit and I'm unwilling to do that with the country finances. What I do want to do is take a long term approach to our future, to begin the groundwork now so that early 2014 this is a viable money making venture. I'm not going to get your hopes up, this could go nowhere and I'll look like a right arse... but if we had anything better to do, we wouldn't be on erep, would we?

The first stage is through the collection of data. Half hourly price points of the monetary market, collected all around the clock for a decent period of time. This will give us an idea of expected fluctuations throughout the day and week. By extending this period over weeks, hopefully months, we can start to predict patterns during offers and tournaments, effectively reducing risk. The problem is collecting the data. With help from other members of cabinet, we're looking at creating a tool to gather this data automatically for us. This relies on a number of factors however and ends up being a lot more complex than it might appear, including the need for a computer running 24/7. If you feel like you can provide any help on this front your help would be more than appreciated so I'd ask you to drop me a message. In the Ministry itself, we've been working on a method to effectively crowdsource people to collect the data for us, should the automated option fall through, in exchange for a small amount of currency each time. As I will fully admit that this is a long shot, I am perfectly happy to front the currency myself. Expect to hear more on this system soon as I may decide to bring it in up until the establishment of an automatic system.

Well, thanks for sticking through this if you did, if not....

TL😉R
>Butjam will look after money
>Butjam will try and increase the amount of money
>Butjam will take on a long shot optimistic project that will probably die in the water

As of writing this I value our total assets at a nice and healthy £2171209.67 and you can find all the reasoning behind that here!

Lots of love,
Butjam and the Ministry of Finance
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