[MoFA] Enter Norway
Day 2,148, 18:28
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Enter Norway- it’s like enter Shakira but not as fun
Pretty sure I’m going to have to bonus pic of Shakira now meh anyway
Anyway eUK recently passed a NE law on Norway so lets chit chat about that.
Firstly we at the eUK gov are realistic and think it will take at least 3 battles to break Norway’s 10 billion shield if not more BUT this does mean at least 5 battles for you to get your grubby mitts on some TP damage and do something less monotonous than the daily grind.
Also according to eGov4you eUK had 6x the daily damage of Norway.
Also interestingly http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/law/Ireland/133433 Ireland have just sent norway an MPP which is an interesting move on their part.
I’m hoping that as a ministry we will have loads of info packed articles for you over the course of the month so start looking forward to it right now.
It’s very hard to say more than what Boh already has said and I know you’re waiting for the Shakira picture so go on I’ll end here.
The MoFA Team
Count Drakula & mwcerberus - MoFA
CottonPicken, Tim Holtz & Ash Bradon – dMoFA
As promised
yep entering Shakira>>entering Norway
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seems to know what he's on about this guy
Shakira was used to be a nice Colombian woman now she's just a common fake blonde :/
voted cos Shakira. o7
Are Norway's mountains large and conceited, so that we don't confuse them with breasts, I wonder?
Shakira got my vote \o/
o7
Ireland is gonna help dem Norwegians repel your tyrannical invasion!
(So maybe you'll get 6-7 campaigns instead of 5)
Don't soil your knickers, we're not going to NE yus or anything interesting.
(/me prepares airstrike proposal) : P
could be 3 which would be a shame
You irish are far too scared to launch a NE on us anyway...
WayneKerr You irish are far too scared of our Polish babysitter and Serbian bot army to launch an NE on us anyway...
fixed that for ya der Wayne : P
Don't try and be a smart ass Sweet, NE us. Poland have more pressing issues atm... stay true to form, this is the perfect chance to stick the knife in.
or are you too chicken?
That's it Wayne, you&me out back right now
(I don't want everybody to see us kissing)
No one would blame you for kissing me Sweet, I am a damn fine specimen of a man.
Give in to your urges bro... let us see where it takes us.
been there done that
You kissed a man slack?
o7
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-dofa-mpp-list-to-be-expanded-2327264/1/20
in this article you say
'once we have regained the occupied regions in the West of the island from the British in accordance with several treaties that we signed'
there are no treaties in place to give you back regions
No treaties to say UK allowed to keep them either, might is right is the governing factor here. Irish Govs just been mindful not to commit to a RW which may fail out of consideration for UK's Shield, amiable relations and all that.
I read it as Enter Shikari...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4MiC67seUY
imagine my disappointment when I scrolled down...
yer i know about them i just preferred the thought of porking shakira
British reaction to the first battle for Norway. http://cdn.meme.li/instances/25916961.jpg
SHAKIRA SHAKIRA
o7
"Also interestingly http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/law/Ireland/133433 Ireland have just sent norway an MPP which is an interesting move on their part."
What's interesting about that? It should be obvious that they dislike you. It won't make any difference for the outcome of course.