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[MoF] Last Day of Office

Day 2,634, 03:15 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Bank of England

So eUK, the sun sets on yet another term, and what a term it's been for us. Not only did we have a successful holiday in South America but pretty soon we will be proud holders of 100% weapons bonuses.

Here in the Minisry of Finance we have been working very hard, after a tough start to 2014 with the eUK being robbed blind by BigAnt, Dapper (Bruce Wayne.) and Sir Winston Churchill. I was left with a measly sum to work with this term. Rather than getting downhearted, we leave office with over half a million Country Currency in the bank. The fist time a CP has been in profit since the Glorious Month of Wayne, back in August.

Like a boss...

Impressive as a 300% increase of currency is, the most impressive thing was the fact we were able to sign 33 MPP's at a cost of 330k Country Currency and fund an AirStrike as well. A truly remarkable achievement.

The Serf Government has left the Country in a damn sight better state then we found it. Let's all pray the next Governments don't cock it all up and we end up back where we started from. I wish the next Minister of Finance (because for all my hard work and proven skill, no other CP candidate wishes to retain my services) the best of luck and hope he can come close to matching me.

I'll give myself a goldstar seeing as no one else will 🙁

For the last time this term, I've been Wayne the Guv'nor, everyone but DC has been a disappointment, I bid thee farewell.

Comments

WayneKerr Day 2,634, 03:21

oh yeah, we still richer than Argentina and Canada put together!

Massacar Day 2,634, 17:24

Hey Wayne, did you know that according to Dapper we're the same person? Who knew? All this time I thought I was just some American who played for the UK but I've been you all along.

WayneKerr Day 2,634, 17:28

A little bit of Wayne is in all of you, you just need to let go and release the inner Wayne.

Ser Fartsalot Day 2,634, 03:22

Great... After you sell the alliance you can add 5% of that price to the treasury as well.

Also don't forget to mention William Ross. He's now a candidate for the Cabinet. x)

WayneKerr Day 2,634, 03:27

William Ross is Winston, who also happens to be Dapper...

Grogu. Day 2,634, 04:52

ser farts alot is wayne and wayne is fraguk i go with that then

ilphen Day 2,634, 03:23

well done \o

CrispyDragon Day 2,634, 03:27

Unbelievable as it may seem, numbers don't lie.

I'd be surprised if you're not in International demand. o7

WayneKerr Day 2,634, 10:08

Well I'm certainly not in domestic demand...

Ser Fartsalot Day 2,634, 03:33

Also, just for clarification... We moved the money from several government organisations to the Treasury. This money came from endorsements and that was a decent amount. Enough to cover 2 MPPs.

I hope the next government also does entertaining articles that entice people to leave their money.

CrispyDragon Day 2,634, 03:48

20,000 in Endorsements? I gotta start writing articles...

WayneKerr Day 2,634, 10:09

Pretty sure we agreed I would take a 50% share of all endorsements...

Grogu. Day 2,634, 03:41

As a government officer you shouldn't be smearing people , I can tell you william is his own person you are an idiot and so is sir winston none has ever been banned your claims are misleading

You lie you much I and Sir Winston have never stole a penny

Bigant Robbed you cos your a douche and I agree

You was unpiled Bosom Ser Farts told me you cheat and you call Lord London a cheat you PTO parties you a sly fox who wants to be Iain Keers

True Story

Ser Fartsalot Day 2,634, 04:07

Lol, I did not tell you such thing. x)

Grogu. Day 2,634, 04:08

lol

Luke Braferd Day 2,634, 04:40

lol. this guy's still alive.

at least, agreeing on theft coz he is your multi show how your capacity of brain is.

WayneKerr Day 2,634, 10:06

Jack the Ripper was never caught for his crimes either...

You may not have taken the money, but you enabled BigAnt to do it by supporting him.

BigAnt didn't rob from me, he stole from the eUK tax payers, as well as stealing private money from Huey, the Commies and Emergy.

I was obviously not Unpiled Bosom, seeing as neither of us were banned. You must have sent a gazillon tickets to the Admins trying to get him banned. I only PTO those that deserve it.

True Story.

Grogu. Day 2,634, 10:15

so how do you draw conclusion im william ross and never been banned nor has sir winston churchill i will just use your say arguement against you calling me william ross shows your twat and know fook all. iain keers wannabe but the thing is your sly power grabber UK has never voted you to be cp lol

WayneKerr Day 2,634, 10:28

I'm not sly at all, I'm quite open in the things I do.

As for the eUK not voting for me as CP... you really should just keep quiet. Every time you open your mouth, you just show the eWorld how little you know. It is widely accepted that I was one of the best CP's eUK has ever had. I'm also the only CP to stop an AirStrike on our core regions from landing.

You just wish you had my charm and panache, you even had to change your name, yet again, to pay homage to me. You really are an obsessed little man.

Massacar Day 2,634, 15:12

" you are an idiot and so is sir winston"... Sentence structure is so hard sometimes isn't it Dapper?

Grogu. Day 2,634, 17:15

hello Wayne , i know you are wayne multi

Massacar Day 2,634, 17:21

Wow, my first multi accusation. I feel like I'm all grown up now dapper. Dapper, all you'd have to do is look at my writing style to know I'm almost certainly not Wayne. I definitely don't have Wayne's "I don't give a f*ck" attitude.

Luke Braferd Day 2,634, 04:44

12k cc/day?
Hope we can get 20k cc/day next month(I believe in you, adastros).

still, great achievement. o/

Adieu. Day 2,634, 05:02

what about Bank of Scotland? : (

Nuclear tasos maximous Day 2,634, 05:15

Sambo223 Day 2,634, 06:02

you did okay I guess 😛

Sambo223 Day 2,634, 06:03

Also good to know it's the 'fist' time we've been making profit

Rob the Bruce Day 2,634, 09:40

Everybody loves a good fist time

WayneKerr Day 2,634, 10:10

meh, it just proves that even a superhuman such as myself can make mistakes...

Madelina de Melrose Day 2,634, 13:33

Taking the credit for the improved finances WHEN THEY MOSTLY COME FROM TAX FROM REGIONS WE WON BACK THIS TERM is, well, disingenuous. Had you not been so busy blowing your own trumpet and patting yourself on the back so hard you may have done yourself a serious injury, I'd have said "well done" - but taking all the credit? Not realistic. Thank all of you who fought hard to get back our territories which then paid tax to us instead of to others.

WayneKerr Day 2,634, 14:05

http://prntscr.com/61jfqc
http://prntscr.com/61jgoc

You are more than welcome to double check the numbers...

Grogu. Day 2,634, 17:17

His done nothing the guy is a fool and people who believe him are fools as well he runs loads of multis an has been found out

Massacar Day 2,634, 17:39

Dapper, you've had confirmed IP addresses for multi use with Winston. Nothing so condemning has ever surfaced about Wayne. In fact, your accusations are the first I'm hearing of it.

WayneKerr Day 2,634, 18:02

Can you provide proof or are you just barking?

ArgoFookYourself Day 2,635, 03:45

i can sentence too!

TemujinBC Day 2,634, 17:05

Considering the balance on Fartsalot's credit card, I should hope the treasury has increased!

~_^

Ser Fartsalot Day 2,636, 02:01

No credit was put into Banana Treasury. 😃

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