~Maten (Slay) Los Mexicanos!~

Day 464, 18:49 • Published in USA USA • by Benn Dover

Last April we brought you USA versus Canada. This past December, it was Atlantis versus France, with the USA being a superpower involved. Earlier this February, USA versus Portugal took place.

Today, February 26th we bring you one more, America. We bring you: USA versus Mexico!

Some Polish sect has taken over congress; chaos has broken out. As a result, illegal donations to fake treasuries have taken place. A presidential impeachment, currently failing, is underway. America enters this war not anger. No, quite the opposite. Despite the title of this article, we do not seek to maintain the Mexican land forever. I am not a US politician, congressman, or foreign affairs man, but I can safely say that, to a degree, this is just an exercise of war games. But let's let Uncle Sam explain that one, for I am sure that congress and he have discussed in-depth the affects, both positive and adverse, of this war.

Worry not about our economy - it will stimulate.
Worry not about our foreign relations - we do not mean harm.
Worry not about morals - erepublik cannot induce death, famine, disease or PTSD.

Think only of the glory, the rush you should get when we utilize our nation's immensely large population.

Exult, Americans, for this is a time of celebration, dedication, and nationalism. Prove that you have what it takes to join hands, unite; prove that America is a force to be reckoned with.

Matad los Mexicanos!

~Benn Dover
E😜resident~