[LEO]Big Brother

Day 2,121, 19:10 Published in Canada United Kingdom by Leo Balzac


What brings a mighty eUS citizen to our fair nation 5 days before a CP election? Is it love of our poutine? A desire to wear flannel shirts? No my friends, it is something far more insidious, depraved and evil, it is nothing short of a vanity project.

Yes folks, shocking, I know but it is true. We have before us a President, who admittedly does good work down south with his MU and has in the past helped eCanada out; he is also one who is largely marginalized by the real power-brokers of the eUS. You see, his political acumen is not highly regarded by those who 'matter' in the eUS, he is viewed as one with much energy but little understanding of the situations. It has been said to me that he has never had a problem with a situation he couldn't buy his way out of.

Whoa, whoa Leo, aren't you being a little harsh? It's true, my language seems to be very mean-spirited and troll-like. I also know many of you would say that's how I've always been and you wouldn't be 100% wrong, but I must stop you here for a moment. I don't dislike DMV the player, he seems nice, he appears to be capable (if the success of his MU is any indicator) and he probably is earnest. My problem is that his heart is not in the right place.

The real reason DMV came here, 5 days before the CP elections, was because he really truly wants a shiny CP medal on his profile. That's it, end of story. Oh sure the articles he wrote about being a 'non-partisan force' to help 'heal eCanada' were great soundbites and seemed like a fantastic strategy but they are no strategy. All we have from our great new CP so far is a month long 'tax holiday'....whoopee!

So this is how it's going to go down folks, we're gonna get our Tax Holiday, we'll sign some MPPs and that's about it. DMV will talk about resuming the brolliance, but I have it on good authority that the upper echelon of the eUS has no desire to resurrect such an alliance. Why would they? Most of our biggest earners/oldest citizens already live in the US, we are a small and weak nation just getting up off our knees. The dream DMV is selling you is a lie, it is a lie told only to facilitate his own vainglorious ambitions.

I for one won't lie down and take this cheapening of our highest office lightly. I sincerely hope the rest of you don't either.