[Legal Team] Objection!

Day 2,414, 04:20 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Mr Woldy


Watch out eUK, there’s a new kid on the block!*



*Legal disclaimer, kid is not technically new.

Watch out eUK, there’s a new old kid on the block!

Politicians and members of the public up and down the country have been enthralled and enticed by stories of a new group of mysterious players, rumoured to be the creme de la creme of the eUK’s political scene and the new captains of the good ship UK.

This group is of course, The Vendetta Legal Team!


The debate rages on

Who are they? Are they the same 7 players who have dominated the PP spot in NE/V since 2012? Maybe! Well according to a leading V statesmen, the Wiki is our up to date authority on the goings on of eRepublik. So let’s check!



Oh no! Does that mean the Legal team doesn’t exist??

Oh wait, what’s that?




Phew! For a minute then I thought I may not be able to finish my article. Who would think a wiki of user generated content may be slightly erroneous or out of date? Thanks for the tip Plato!

If we can’t figure out who these group of mysterious roleplaying policy makers are, why don’t we look at some criteria as to how we can join? I’ve seen lots of V bigwigs talking about their legal team, why don’t we see what they have to say?



Wow exciting!



Weak-ed cool!


Youthful exuberance!



Popularistic!



Democracool!



...Moronicool?

WOW The Vienetta Legal Team looks really fun! I wish I could join… but judging by how they decide who to engage with, it looks like they have some basic criteria… You have to be strong, old, up to their smartness standards, popular (maybe by buying votes?)…



Hey! Wait a minute!

That sounds a lot like it might be elitist! Maybe if I had loads of gold and became best friends with Don, I could join the legal team too? At least it would give me something to do, because the eUK has so many laws to discuss!



OH SHI-

Thanks for Reading.
Mr Woldy.






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The moral of the story is, people can call each other whatever they like! This article is all for fun, don’t take it too serious. After all, you have shown us how cool roleplay can be!

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