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With just a couple of days to go, you've all clearly made up your minds that you're going to vote for that lovely chap, gali2332, in the UKRP PP elections. Just in case you for some reason don't know who to vote for, I've written this analysis of each PP candidate in the UKRP PP elections...

Mikita Siemjanenka

Mikita doesn't seem to be very well known in the UKRP community, and that's because he recently moved here from Estonia. Yes, eborn in April 2011, Mikita has lived in several ecountries, namely Belarus, Macedonia and of course Estonia and the UK. The fact that he's from Estonia, a recently close ally, is already a positive. Although he is clearly a good fighter, with a huge 73,371,793 damage for the eUK, he isn't an obviously experienced politician. Siemjanenka only has one term as Congressman, and as far as I know has held no other political titles. As I said earlier, Mikita has done a lot of damage for us, he's also in the Funky Militia, a very funky militia. With such a lovely array of military decorations, you can see why he's such a good fighter. Through my limited knowledge of how to pronounce stuff, his name is pronounced- "Mikita syem-yan-enka" I think...

To conclude...

Strong Points-

-Good fighter
-From allied country

Weak Points-

-Is inexperienced in politics
-Doesn't appear to be particularly active
-Isn't too well known in the community
-Isn't gali



Next is...

iAdrastos

We all know Adrastos, and whether you like him or not, he's got some strong points. Not only is he a "God of War", but he has dealt 914,014,320 damage for the eUK, has five terms of being a Congressman, is the self proclaimed "MoLA", was kind of key in helping Aleks to become CP and has served in multiple cabinets. However, consider this: not only was Gali eborn long before Adrastos, but he did not bow to the new regime as Adrastos did. Not only this, but Adrastos is clearly impersonating 'Barney' off of "How I met Your Mother". This is an inexcusable thing to do, do you really want Barney as your PP? Let alone Barney's impersonator? Another thing to consider is that "Hoe, I Met Your Grandma's Dog" is not Time Team! If you vote for someone like...I don't know Gali, then you would get lots of Time Team pictures everywhere!

Strong Points

-Experienced
-Sometimes described as super sexy
-Newspaper has cool logo

Weak Points

-Isn't Gali
-Watches "You Have No Mum" a lot
-Clearly lacks in Viking knowledge
-Accidentally dropped out of CP race
-Articles are very infrequent
-Doesn't like Time Team enough



Derabany

Having joined earlier this month, less than a week ago in fact, Derabany is the most inexperienced candidate. As Derabany is very young he'll have lots of ambition, and that's something many of us want at the UKRP, and something that will be good if it has the right support. Derab is also in the Royal Navy, specifically Regiment 1, my regiment, which is also good. Perhaps becoming the Party President isn't the most conventional way of starting your political career, but then again, the best leaders aren't always conventional ones.

Strong Points

-Ambitious
-New- a fresh start

Weak Points

-Inexperienced
-Not well known



And finally, we have the person that you're going to vote for...

gali2332

I joined back in June 2013, 2013 was a better year than 2014, already a legit reason to vote for me. Added to this is the fact that I'm a Viking, I like Time Team, I am a PhilHardingist, Phil is a God, I will provide gr8 bantr on a daily basis, I'm super sexy, I am the Royal Navy Regiment 1 captain, this is my second term as dMoD, this is also my third term as UKRP Congressman, everyone will join the UKRP if I get elected, I will provide UKRP propaganda on a daily basis, Rob4CP, UKRP4Lyfe and I'm nice and all.

Strong Points

-Is Gali of Wessex
-Is sexiest candidate
-Popular with other sexy people
-is UKRP4Lyfe
-Rob4CP
-PhilHardingism
-Propaganda
-gr8 bantr
-Wook got moist around those parts

Weak Points

-lolwhat!?

That unbiased analysis took me two days of Time Team, I hope you're happy.
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