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Spooky Time
It was a dark October night in Jutland, or Gali HQ, but not just any October night, this was Halloween. Gali had not been able to sleep, with nightmares of Plato pulling serF from out underneath his small lime-green toga. Gali sat up, in his bed, the embers of the fire glowed in the middle of the hut.

*Convenient crash of thunder
*Dracula's face appears in window

"Oh my Odin! What was that?"
Gali ran out of the hut, half naked, rubber axe in hand.
"Wat!?" shouted Gali
From the shadows of the nearby recycling bin, (yes some Vikings recycle!), a voice answered in a fake Romanian accent "I need blood!"
"There's only 82 hours left!" it continued.
"Well, that's plenty of ti-"
"No! Start here!"
"I will the-"
"If you dare!"
In front of Gali's face huge fancy Halloween graphics appeared, saying: "BRIEFING: A new kind of threat has been detected, as Lana and her surveillance team has spotted Dracula moving in the outskirts of the New World. The threat is imminent and YOU will embark on a dangerous journey. Find Dracula, force him back to his tomb and return peace and balance to the New World!"
"Um, ok, how do I complete this?"
"You must complete it before time expires!" the graphics replied.
"Complete what? What are you talking about?" Gali asked, a bit disgruntled by the picture of Plato dressed up in a really tight Dracula costume.

In the realisation that he, and probably not only he, could save the eWorld, Gali rushed back into the hut.
"Grimhelda, I'm off!" He yelled to his wife waking her up with a start.
"Not again!"

Will Gali be able to save the eWorld?
How will he do so?
What is serF doing in Plato's toga?

Find out most of this in the next issue of...

More thank yous to this lovely artwork from Horice!



Gali's Anouncemnts

I won't be doing any "Congress so Far..." articles for a while. The Neil vs serF shambles was exactly that. It may have been funny, but we cannot allow our eUK citizens to be hounded out of their positions any longer.

On a more cheery note, Happy Halloween! I hope you all had a nice day, and didn't get too full of sweets/alchohol! 🙂 I had my first ever toffee apple.

Good work you lot for liberating those regions! 🙂 Let's all keep up the good work!

I'm running for UKRP PP! Make sure to vote for me for propaganda, cooperation and Wook's dream of a toga awareness week, or in this case month.



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