Salutations House of ENDED,
After the recent publication ‘ENDED - A new dawn’, we received several questions especially from younger players about the comments by doom preachers and wizards of eRep, stating that we are outnumbered by enemy alliances and that our days are numbered. Are they? A perfect first question in our planned series of Q&A articles, but we'll cut it short. "YES THEY ARE". Sorry for making us sound like the Spartans in 300, but we're not. There is no bloody way we can stop our "tushes" from getting whooped.
First of all, what are these doom preachers talking about, when they say we are outnumbered? They refer to the number of active fighters in the different countries in the eWorld. Why are they bothered to state the obvious? We already know we're outnumbered and doomed. Why rub salt on our fresh wounds? You Sadistic "Doom Preachers" leave Ended Alone .
Currently, we have 3 larger alliances, ENDED, TWO and CoT. The latter two other are doing the eWorld a favor by wiping us out and we're pretty sure the eWorld will thank them once the job is done.
Well, numbers count, but can you count on numbers?
1. Even within enemy alliances, we have many befriended players and MUs
Uh, I'm sorry, there was a mistake somewhere up there. We meant to say, we have betrayed many players and MUs. Sorry guys, its just that time of the night. We have enemies in alliances, Mus and now individual players are starting to hate us. We betrayed India and we insulted them. Aww we hurt their feelings. Look, we made up for it by writing an article full of lies. Cheer up, we're doing you a "FAVOR" by wiping you out remember?
2. You can't compete with Ended double standards and hypocrisy
Ended has practiced double standards since the beginning of the New World. We back stab our allies, We sneak into their home-land and wipe them from the map and we make up fairy-tales. There's no way you can compete with that. And we expect them to believe our *BS*, "It's for your own GOOD". Our winter obsessed Turkish brothers did so with Iran. Yet they still please us. Such a naive world.
3.Not every alliance is a brotherhood
Wars are not by nature fought between alliances, but between countries. We don't care about wars as such, we just wanted to come out of the closet with this new term. Yes, no other alliance is a brotherhood but Ended! And we're loving it! Gay Pride!
4. We endorse slavery, yes we do!
There is no such thing as loyalty and sincerity, not in the house of Ended. So we have our slaves, yep, if a slave betrays you or asks for freedom you simply invade them. Didn't we mention our relationship with Iran? We've been practicing our double standards with Iran for so long, yet they just can't stop pleasing us. Why? Because it's slavery b****es.
5. We spend so much *Cha Ching*, But at times it bites us back in the a$$
We are a rich, greedy and a capitalistic type of a *Brotherhood* (hint hint). We've been spending a lot of money for a long time. Its unfortunate that Plato has changed the dynamics of the game as of late. Money can't do much.
Remember, this game is played by people, not by numbers. If ENDED's days are numbered, it is not because of our numbers. It is because the others are just stronger than us. We need to admit it and get over with it.
Victoria aur..Oh bloody hell. Ended endorses Victoria's Secret Lingerie for the brother hood. (Hint Hint).
ENDED PR team
Do you have question you would like to see answered by ENDED HQ? Please send in your question to your country’s ENDED Liaison.
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