Salutations citizens of eRepublik,
This is the first publication by the new alliance ENDED. EDEN was the oldest alliance in the game, and unlike some critical articles in the media try to make believe, still very much alive but with a new name. EDEN has proudly resurrected with a new face and a new agenda, we shall now be referred to as "ENDED". As the new ENDED PR team, we have taken on the job to bridge the giant gap between what happens in ENDED Head Quarters and what you, as a common player, see of it. You are not just fighting for ENDED, ENDED should also be fighting to END you. But how would you know, if you are not informed? First, an update on the most recent events:
1. Changes in the members of ENDED: welcome, Turkey & Greece!
Thanks to COT & The World is Ours, Turkey & Greece are in the process of being destroyed and erased! A prerequisite on becoming a permanent ENDED member. Let's just hope COT & TWO do their part and make Turkey and Greece our permanent members. We can't thank COT & TWO enough for erasing and destroying these two nations. Thank you COT & TWO!
Unfortunately eIndia has left ENDED and fortunately for them they have a better future and a higher rate of survival than most of us ENDED members. eCroatia can bully them all they want and try to use all the racial slurs they can, because eCroatia cheated its way out of ended and hiding her tush in the South-Asian Sub Continent! Don't worry Croatia, ENDED needs you to become a permanent member too. We have forwarded the request to our requisition team consisting of COT & TWO and they will be helping you join us shortly!
2. Changes in ENDED Head Quarters
It is an unfortunate yet a deliberate move by ENDED to have lost our previous "EDEN Head Quarters". Luckily, Since EDEN no longer exists and since Greece and the Greek Ministry of Health, what we pretended as our HQ, have been wiped out of the map, we now seek a new HQ! Due to tough economic conditions in Europe and the unconditional Chinese love of consuming rodents, ENDED seeks a new HQ anywhere it can find, apart from China, some of our leading members resemble rodents . Once a new HQ/Office, most probably an abandoned health ministry building close-by is up for grabs, we shall determine our new Leaders! Hopefully, like our past leaders, the new leadership will be keen in helping ENDED flourish and will help COT & TWO wipe more ex-EDEN Nations, Enabling them to join ENDED.
3. How to bring CHINA in ENDED?
It is unfortunate that EDEN used to lie about itself being a Defensive Alliance, even though China has been continuously oppressing Pakistan and has been leaching her off her resources. Since EDEN is no more, we wish China can stop being a bully and joins ENDED soon. Pakistan on the other hand looks forward to China becoming a permanent member of ENDED and wishes China the best of luck in join this alliance ASAP. It is unfortunate that China is full of ENDED sympathizers and the ratio of RL Chinese is negligible. Having said this, we hope ENDED can give China a warm welcome soon.
At your service,
ENDED PR team
ENDED Would like to specially thank the following Alliances for making this dream come true! Thank you COT & TWO, what would we do without you!
HAIL COT! HAIL TWO!
PICTURE ILLUSTRATES ENDED ENJOYING A GOOD SPANKING COURTESY OF REUTERS.
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