[DMV4CP] The War on Apathy
Day 2,347, 22:03
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by DMV3
My fellow Canadians, I come before you today to announce my candidacy for the office of
President. I'm running because at this point in time our country is hurting and we need to
know our government is going to fight to make things better. We face a variety of problems,
our government is bankrupt, our people are apathetic, we just lost our fight for Congress, and we're occupied by a strong enemy with no end in sight. I believe I am the man to tackle these problems and create a level of interest and excitement our nation desperately needs.
In a normal campaign article this is where I would talk about my qualifications and give you reason for why I believe you should elect me, but I am going to skip that and instead talk about an issue that some people have with me. The fact is I can be a very controversial figure, I do not apologize for this as I believe it is one of my strengths in this election. I throw around money, I can be abrasive, and I have no problem fighting publicly against people I believe are causing harm to our community. These are all things we will need if we are to emerge from our current situation a stronger nation.
I am a fighter and right now that's exactly what Canada needs. We need a leader who will give it their all and step up and take charge, we need a leader who will rally our friends and fight our enemies, but most of all we need a leader who will be aggressive and inspire us to achieve a level of greatness we have not yet been able to achieve. I believe I am the leader we need at this time. I will fight for Canada and I have created an aggressive agenda to get us where we need to be.
My plans for the month of May are extremely ambitious and I believe I have put together the team to accomplish the goals I have set for us. In my next article I will introduce my domestic agenda and introduce programs that I believe will make us stronger in our struggle to free ourselves from our American oppressors. We have a long struggle ahead of us, but with your help we will create a nation in which we can all be proud to belong.
Keep up the good fight eCanada, our best days are ahead of us.
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Also this could be one of the more expensive CP runs in recent history. 😛
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Not a big fan of this. From an analytical viewpoint especially.
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Apathy is the only reason I log in anymore. Without that.... WHAT WILL I HAVE???
My butt?
Well shit son, I hadn't considered that
well i say, wut wut, in the butt
turn the other cheek
I accept your offer as COS.
eCanada, elect this man!
Good luck buddy. o7
yes Canada!
Let the American PTO take office!
Been there, done that. Wasn't scary.
Maybe you should let Serbia in?
been there, done that, wasn't scary.
Unity, amirite?
can you knock the results? "unity" was just a primary of the meta.
IMO, they're the only ones that actually matter.
Disagree?
You know, I don't think Canada needs to worry about an American PTO when it seems pretty clear they're content to take us over the old-fashioned way. Looks like fear mongering to me. 2/5
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He's being facetious guys, most of the Americans find it hilarious that Canadians think I would ever be a puppet to the eUS government since I spent a great deal of my time their fighting their corrupt system.
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OR AM I?
DUN DUNN DUNNN!
Jerkface! 😛
How come I never saw him at the weekly USA PTO meetings from OCT 2013 to FEB 2014?
I'm starting to worry that DMV7 may be a Canadian sympathizer.
Here, here! DMV4CP! o7
Good luck DMV3. Remember what I told you.
No, you remember what I told you.
and me!
Dammit Code-Y stop getting yourself in trouble!
Gimme a fancy title, that reguires little to no work and you've got my vote.
You can be the Presidential Concubine! o/
I am easy, but not cheap.
I have to wonder what this says about DMV3 if he thinks his concubine is only going to do little to no work.
Chochi, pleasure is never work. 😉
eCanada's best days....much like this entire game's best days....can only be seen in the rear view mirror.
I disagree, it's all a matter of perspective. Yes, The community is a mere shadow of what it once was, but that does not mean we can not strive to get the most out of what do still have.
Good luck
voted and good luck
V
Good luck 🙂
Good luck DMV
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Good luck. o7
Mmhm. No disrespect intended,DMV, as I enjoy your participation, but I'm thinking that sheer aggression might not actually be what eCanada needs right now. In this situation, I am looking for coalition-building, supporting our allies, and working out a long-term strategy to wipe eUSA from the map.
Our allies have been great and I enjoy working with them. With that said I'm looking forward to our future military operations together. 🙂
OINYO 3 CP
Disrespect intende😛 I will never, ever vote for you.
What makes you such a kranky kamper, Krosstie?
I despise myself already...
~pickle shakes as with a spasm~
Being on the cabinet as an adviser I can honestly say the Dennis has done a good job (maybe even a great job) keeping in touch with allies and following up on items with LETO. He has also offered creative solutions when his majesty, lord Rylde, has requested his court to submit their thoughts. I would have to put my approval on him as a candidate.
HOWEVER...
So help me, if this is a trick and you do something nefarious, underhanded, treacherous or any other nasty thing I know you are capable of, I will hunt you down and give you a hundred gallon pickle juice enema.
I appreciate the support and I can promise I will do none of those things to Canada or her allies, our enemies are fair game though. 😃
A 100 gallon pickle juice enema? I'm going to check if OHIP or my company's private health plan covers this first thing Monday morning.
Voted because you mentioned OHIP o7