[CP] United Faildom And France - A Double Dose Of Faildom
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by Acacia Mason
Good Morning eCanada,
Last night I made the decision to take a swing at France. This decision was made with careful consideration. First, France has decided to stick its nose into our battle with the United Faildom. I can understand that given that they just joined Penix and they need to impress their new masters. If that is what they choose to do then so be it, we will simply give them a taste of what we gave the United Faildom. Fail country is still fail and these two fails belong together.
But what about those MPP’s? Ahhhh...haven’t we heard this tired old record before? Did we not hear this from JamesW Fail and his CP John “Useless Region” Bartlett? All the MPP’s we activated with the United Faildom has produced what so far? Oh thats right...NOTHING. France will soon find out what the others already know so well...their alliance does not care about them.
To further try to push their propaganda they make claims that we are spending too much gold, we cant keep spending, blah blah blah. This is the last desperate cry of a nation that either does not have the Titanium balls to attack or is just too poor to do so. It’s okay though...fail economic propaganda is still fail.
John Bartlett and Jamesw trying to figure out what the hell happened
eCanada, your government is strong, our reserves are strong and our will to win is strong. We will continue to push towards London and we will ensure France is sufficiently punished for their stupidity in sticking their nose in a war they had no business being involved in. But since they have...
In the interim, CSIS did find this photo of John Bartlett practicing for the battlefield
Bartlett prepares to enter the battle
CSIS also grabbed this photo when Bartlett opened his door this morning and saw Canadian troops coming for him...John “Useless Region” Bartlett...a great choice for the United Faildom
OMG...CANADIANS...IN MY COUNTRY
Carry on eCanada...its just France and the United Faildom...nothing worth paying attention to...just do what their allies do...IGNORE THEM
Yours In National Unity,
Prime Minister of eCanada
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Canada can into Paris?
Boated
Hail Penix!
I stand ready to kill Redcoats and Mimes. 07
mornin'
You must be doing something right. eUK is sending out an SOS: "Calling all faildoms, we have Canadians descending on our capital."
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/save-uk1-1493541/1/20
God i loved faulty towers
Minister of Silly Walks reporting in for duty!
canada will conquer the failures
did you know frances flag is the only one with velcro?
that way when it comes for war time they can rip off the red and blue parts
God save them both 😛
actually no, cuz we want MOAR WAR!!!
GO TCO!!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/turning-point1-1494318/1/20
blah blah blah Acacia!
Let's invade Torquay!
o7 sir
o7 mein CP. We're right behind you.
Hail Acacia Mason, War CP!
Paris will be knew has "New Montreal" soon!
Love the article!
Haha Acacia, you're epic! Simply epic! 😃
Fawlty towers is fawlty
You talk about the useless regions thing, thinking that 95% of eUKers don't agree with him. You then spout more crappy propaganda, (lapped up greedily of course). Finally, you use fail every 3 words, reminiscent of the great Ostin himself. Good job!
Tomazim, you may as well argue that Fawlty Towers gives a negative impression of British hotels and that we should continue to vacation on the English Riviera. You take "lulz" a bit too seriously.
Plugson is a sooth speaker.
(This is AMM by the way)
Voted for the fawlty towers images, of course ;P But voted more importantly for your truth, Acacia 😉
Haha Acacia, you're epic! Simply epic! x2
"God i loved faulty towers" x2 >> Seems like the Brits are Keeping up Appearances. I'm just waiting to see Hyacinth Bucket, pardon me, Bouquet, on the battlefield. Now there's a force to reckon with! *smile heheh.
Hello from France o7
Rofl 😃
I'm so Affraid. eCanada wil punish us 😃
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Salut mec :hap:
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*yawn*
Hello from eFrance 🙂
Just fighting England was, quite frankly, too easy.
Now we have a challenge.
Canada, at war, with its two colonial parents, it's so fitting.
We're at London's doorstep and we're coming for Paris.
We will spread peace, order and good government through military conquest.
You'd be wise to give up and join us in dominating the eWorld.
F--k'en eh.
Canada can into Paris!!!
Canadian flag on the Ifail tower?... Wait a minute!
Hello from France