[BREAKING NEWS] LAST REMAINING RELEVANT POLICTAL PARTY's CP BACKING

Day 2,569, 15:38 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Mr Woldy


Citizens.

If you read ONE document about the up and coming election, it should be this.

As you will know, my graceful and regal pen has, lately, been primarily concerned with trumpeting the views and peddling the policies of The Real Spamican Party, which now stands alone in the eUK political scene as the most polarising, democratic, socialist, capitalist, libertarian, anarchist and relevant party operating both outside and inside the top 5.



How, you ask? Why not join and find out. It is an unspoken FACT of the political scene that the Spamicans pull the policy strings and determining factors of all political goings on in the country. Ask anyone who is not amongst our 9 members.

Today's announcement is of prime importance.

One of our members has had a temporary lapse, and given in to seriousness. Chaz, who is under the membership list as 'chief flirt' is running for Country President. It has fallen upon my shoulders to announce that TRS, the party in which 100% of its members are wildly successful politicians in their own right, BACKS CptChazbeard in his bid for presidency. A BOLD move, you might think. But we do not. We believe in challenging establishment, and letting new people do new things, and we have faith in his vision(s).



Yes, brilliant!

So if you are smart, and you believe in narratives of progress, vote for the youth of yesterday (he's not fresh fresh, but fresh ya know), because that then means that tomorrow we will vote for the youth of today, rather than voting for the youth of the other day today, which is what we risk as the electorate, because if you vote for the youth of the other day today (old geezers, like) then the youth of today won't see any appointments until when?? Next week? IT'S A METAPHOR. THINK ABOUT IT.



Radical!

Don't vote for dinosaurs - trust me, I pretty much am one!

Don't be duped by faff on experience and credentials, the eUK's alliance and military will march on under anyone's steady guidance, we don't need zombie statesmen to take the credit!

BEWARE if you see a manifesto that starts off like this:



Then RUN! Run fast and run far! Out with the old, in with the new that's what I say Neil people.

Don't forget the past some candidates may have...



And focus on what may be, if you vote for Chaz. He has some manifestoes somewhere, go find them!

Don't be left outside the new political wave which is fast approaching, get on board and be part of something wicked cool.



So vote smart, vote Chaz.

Thanks for Reading.
Mr Woldy.






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