Rumours of my Demise...
People of the eUK, a grave and evil dioist plot has unravelled before you!
You may recently read that, I have died.
Indeed as I stepped outside my Sandringham retreat today and ventured into town to get my morning tea and scone, the streets were littered with small children, weeping, and proclaiming;
‘The King is dead! What shall we do!’
‘The people’s poet is gone, the country is ruined!’
‘I’m going to kill myself.’
But fear not subjects! For if I was deceased, would I be speaking these words? If I were gone, would this prose be before you? If I was dead, how would I have two-clicked this morning?!
It saddens me to announce, that the pro-Dio agitators present in the eUK, have orchestrated a most foul and terrible trick in order to impose their own puppet on our most holy throne.
Allow me to explain; firstly, consider the governments version of events, written by vocal Dioist, Dishmcds:
‘It is my unfortunate duty to announce to you today the passing of HRH Woldy I. We were informed of his passing through MI6, as they found him curled up comfortably in his cottage in New Hampshire. We repeatedly warned him that taking trips to see Jessica Fletcher would turn out to be a bad idea, but if it comforts you at all, you should know that he died peacefully in his sleep.’
- Dio tosh.
Firstly, Mi6? Bish, I am Mi6. Secondly, Jessica Fletcher? If I wanted to go back to that whore, I’d simply put a wig on Diakun. Thirdly, New Hampshire? I’m in Sandringham. It says so up the page.
Don’t trust what you read most loyal subjects, it is mere Dioist subversion. That is to say, rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
But what are we to do? Join the pro royalist faction! Join the Blue team, and reinstate the Woldean Monarchy under King Woldy II, we shall continue to rule with a benevolent fist, and continue to allow the glorious subjects of the eUK to suckle from my benevolent teet.
You know it is right, fight blue, bring back Woldy, and bring back glory!
-You can join one team or the other (Red or Blue). You cannot join both. You must be a member of the forums, as that is how each team will be judged on membership.
-You will score points for the following:
1 point for every 5 votes on an article with [RED] or [BLUE] in title. You must keep a tally of each article in your forum.
10 points for every post to an outside forum (must post links)
50 points for every referred member
1 point per member with foreign citizenship
2 points per member with British citizenship
20 points for forum game win/competition win
-1 point to the team who adds a member who is already a member of the other group.
Prof. Jerry Moriarty will keep score for both teams, and cannot be a member. Each team leader has been notified of the rules.
The prize for this is that the winning team will be able to hold an internal vote to decide who the next King of the eUK will be (TOTES ME THOUGH). If you want to partake in the eUK, here's your chance. Best of luck to everyone involved!
For all Bob Save the King! fans, our podcast has taken a small hiatus due to Jimbo and I, for various reasons being a little busy in the real world and having to take some time out of erep. For the same reason, I am having to postpone Universally Challenged, but fear not! time is temporal and temporary isn’t permanent.
If you catch my drift. Both BstK and UC will be back before you know it!
In the meantime, console yourself with our past episodes, youtube.com/bobsaveourking
Thanks for Reading,
HRH Woldy I,
OBE, KCVS, MC, HRH.
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