[BK4POTUS] A Simple Announcement

Day 1,318, 20:19 • Published in USA USA • by Blank Keating

Ladies and gentlemen,

In June, I had a dream. That dream was to lead this country to glory as President. However, Glove wanted to run, and he did well last time, so I waited. In July, the good man McNasty wanted to run, and he would do well that time, so I was prepared to wait again. However, it appears that now, he has other engagements.

And while he now will succeed in real life - god bless his soul - I will seek success here, because I have no real life. How?

By announcing my candidacy for the presidency.

I'll proliferate more about this run as well as cabinet picks over the next few days, but I just needed to throw out this announcement of grandeur now considering the short notice nature of things. 😛

Just know now: THINGS WILL BE RECTIFIED. PEOPLE WILL BE DESTROYED. SYSTEMS WILL BE CHANGED. And any other cliches that build up anticipation you can think of. Also, I'll be giving away my Eternal seat for this one. That's right. History in motion.

Here's some inspiration, because I'll google for you America:


My Full Campaign:
June 30: The Intent to Run
July 1: The Staffing
July 2: The Domestic Plan
July 3: The Military Plan
July 4: The Final Appeal
July 5: Vote for me on the Federalist/Libertarian ticket!

Forward unto dawn,