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Beware Serbs, JK’s running for PP!
You hear that Serbs? You feel the quaking of the earth? CAN YOU SMELL WHAT JK IS COOKING?!
You’ve had your month of fun and momentary triumph. You’ve delighted in taking over my party, baiting us in the shoutbox with your serbian nonsense, well guess what … THE AMP IS NOT TAKING IT ANYMORE! You don’t represent us, you don’t represent the freedom, determination and loyalty of all AMP Members! You represent a cabal of a******s and we’re through with living under it.
So prepare your butts Serbians, because come 15th, you have one challenger for this party … and you’re looking at him. I AM GOING TO RUN FOR PARTY PRESIDENT! Yeah that’s right, you ****ed off the wrong Party Member when you pulled this stunt, you’ve reinvigorated an old dog and stuck the boot in to make him real mad.
I don’t need to explain my resume … anyone who knows of me knows I’ve run this party before, i’ve run this country for a month. So you can bet your stinking ***es that I will come for you and WILL wipe the floor with you. I WILL have the support of the true AMP members and not your fake Serbian Pretenders.
I will enjoy every moment dismantling what you’ve done to this party, I will enjoy as you lose face and retreat with your tail between your legs, I WILL ENJOY EXACTING REVENGE FOR THE PARTY!
I will bring forth the cannons, I will break down the walls that you’ve been building, I will bring this party out of the shadow you’ve cast, and you know what? We’ll be even bigger and better than before because that’s what we do, WHAT DOESN’T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER AND ANGRIER!
If you ain’t scared, you better be. JK doesn’t forgive, and he certainly doesn’t ****ing forget.
Revolution is coming, are you ready?
Keep it chillin eAmerica!
American Military Party Interim Party President
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