[紳士外電]來自萌蘭上人的報導
Day 1,513, 08:36
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Published in Republic of China (Taiwan) 
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by SORA Chung
原文出處
本人只負責翻譯與修改圖片，對文章內容一概不負責
本報導中，我們將追蹤亞洲最近崛起的明星，我們的征服者，eRoC在尋求在世界上最強的國家。
記者：你好嗎，中華民國？
男子：你在跟我們說話嗎？
記者：你們是eRoC？
男子：不，那是我們旁邊的人。
(其中一個男子拍了拍另一個傢伙的肩膀，然後指著他)
陌生傢伙：如何啊，哥們？怎麼了？
記者：你是eRoC？我們是無頭新聞，想要請問你幾個問題，關於你下一個NE對手，我們是否可以問你幾個問題嗎？
eRoC：當然，好了，我們的下一個 NE的對手是這個傢伙。 （遞上一張照片給我們）
記者：但是，這不是一個傢伙，這是一個嬰兒......你為什麼要和不可能反擊的嬰兒戰鬥？
eRoC：嗯..... （2小時暫停後）... ...我認為這是因為他們在最後一戰中幫助我們的敵人。
記者：但他們也曾經替你們戰鬥過... ...而且整體來說，他們是中立的，他們也有TERRA/EDEN的MPP盟友。
eRoC：嗯...... （4小時後暫停）......那個，他是非常強的敵人，可能看起來很可愛，但他是非常強大的！！為了成為世上最強，你需要戰勝最強大的敵人，而不是不能還手的小傢伙。
記者：主席先生，這只是一個嬰兒，他不還手...... （假裝打寶寶，但擊中前收手）
eRoC：嗯...... （30分鐘暫停後）......好吧，你瞭的，我們只是想搶奪嬰兒的糖果和玩具......
記者：... ...這聽起來很熟悉？我好像曾經在哪邊聽說過？
In this bulletin, we will follow the newest raising star of Asia, our conqueror, the eRoC in the quest to be the strongest country in the world.
Interviewer: How are ya, RoC?
Men: Are you talking to us?
Interviewer: Are you eRoC?
Men: No, that's the person next to us.
(One of the men tapped on the shoulder of the guy and then pointed at us.)
Stranger: How are ya, buddy? what's up?
Interviewer: Are you eRoC? We are from Headless news and we wish to ask you a few questions about your next NE opponents, can we ask you a few questions?
eRoC: Sure, well, our next NE opponent is this guy. (Handed a picture to us)
Interviewer: But this is not a guy, this is a baby... Why do you want to fight with a baby who cannot possibly fight back?
eRoC: Mmmmm...... (2 hour pause later) ... I think it is because they helped our enemy in the last battle.
Interviewer: But they have also fought on your side too... and overall, they are neutral, they have tons of TERRA/EDEN MPPs.
eRoC: Mmmmm...... (4 hours pause later) ... Well, they are very strong, he may look cute and all that, but he is very powerful!! To be the strongest in the world, you need to beat the most powerful enemy, not little fella who can't fight back.
Interviewer: Sir, it is only a baby, and he doesn't fight back ... (Pretend to hit the baby but withdraw the palm before hitting)
eRoC: Mmmmm...... (30 minutes pause later) ... Ok, you got me, we just want to snatch the candy and toys the baby is holding...
Interviewer: ..... This sounded very familiar?? Where did I heard this before?
嗯....好吧我只是來支援野崎君的(拖走
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本人只負責翻譯與修改圖片，對文章內容一概不負責
本報導中，我們將追蹤亞洲最近崛起的明星，我們的征服者，eRoC在尋求在世界上最強的國家。
記者：你好嗎，中華民國？
男子：你在跟我們說話嗎？
記者：你們是eRoC？
男子：不，那是我們旁邊的人。
(其中一個男子拍了拍另一個傢伙的肩膀，然後指著他)
陌生傢伙：如何啊，哥們？怎麼了？
記者：你是eRoC？我們是無頭新聞，想要請問你幾個問題，關於你下一個NE對手，我們是否可以問你幾個問題嗎？
eRoC：當然，好了，我們的下一個 NE的對手是這個傢伙。 （遞上一張照片給我們）
記者：但是，這不是一個傢伙，這是一個嬰兒......你為什麼要和不可能反擊的嬰兒戰鬥？
eRoC：嗯..... （2小時暫停後）... ...我認為這是因為他們在最後一戰中幫助我們的敵人。
記者：但他們也曾經替你們戰鬥過... ...而且整體來說，他們是中立的，他們也有TERRA/EDEN的MPP盟友。
eRoC：嗯...... （4小時後暫停）......那個，他是非常強的敵人，可能看起來很可愛，但他是非常強大的！！為了成為世上最強，你需要戰勝最強大的敵人，而不是不能還手的小傢伙。
記者：主席先生，這只是一個嬰兒，他不還手...... （假裝打寶寶，但擊中前收手）
eRoC：嗯...... （30分鐘暫停後）......好吧，你瞭的，我們只是想搶奪嬰兒的糖果和玩具......
記者：... ...這聽起來很熟悉？我好像曾經在哪邊聽說過？
In this bulletin, we will follow the newest raising star of Asia, our conqueror, the eRoC in the quest to be the strongest country in the world.
Interviewer: How are ya, RoC?
Men: Are you talking to us?
Interviewer: Are you eRoC?
Men: No, that's the person next to us.
(One of the men tapped on the shoulder of the guy and then pointed at us.)
Stranger: How are ya, buddy? what's up?
Interviewer: Are you eRoC? We are from Headless news and we wish to ask you a few questions about your next NE opponents, can we ask you a few questions?
eRoC: Sure, well, our next NE opponent is this guy. (Handed a picture to us)
Interviewer: But this is not a guy, this is a baby... Why do you want to fight with a baby who cannot possibly fight back?
eRoC: Mmmmm...... (2 hour pause later) ... I think it is because they helped our enemy in the last battle.
Interviewer: But they have also fought on your side too... and overall, they are neutral, they have tons of TERRA/EDEN MPPs.
eRoC: Mmmmm...... (4 hours pause later) ... Well, they are very strong, he may look cute and all that, but he is very powerful!! To be the strongest in the world, you need to beat the most powerful enemy, not little fella who can't fight back.
Interviewer: Sir, it is only a baby, and he doesn't fight back ... (Pretend to hit the baby but withdraw the palm before hitting)
eRoC: Mmmmm...... (30 minutes pause later) ... Ok, you got me, we just want to snatch the candy and toys the baby is holding...
Interviewer: ..... This sounded very familiar?? Where did I heard this before?
嗯....好吧我只是來支援野崎君的(拖走
ＯＨ團長報 ＯＨ宣傳部 ROC視角 滷報 小人物日記 §每日穆絲刻§ Gothic 無派包紳士報 TOHUS專刊 嘴砲報 多里斯繪報 eROC Lotto 螺旋王隨想 [T_T] 羊羹之Fashion報 民報 RJJ繪報 
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Nice pic 😛
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v還滿幽默的
to bad I can;'t read these comics
lol
XD~
V, love the pics 🙂
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baby killer
XD
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好想翻譯給Starfool XD
可是英文太爛..
nice
V
這漫畫實在太有趣了wwwwwww
V 我也只是來支援野崎君的xD~
我的頭像出現喇!!