What I've Been Up To For The Past Week
Derphoof
Yeah, that’s an accurate description of what I’ve been up to. So when I saw that our map looked like this:
I was all like, “OMG AMERICA HAS TURNED INTO A SUPER AWESOME RAINBOW LAND. THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER.”
I looked outside my window, and when I saw this:
I was all like, “OH HOLY F#*K IT’S TRUE. AMERICA = RAINBOWS.”
However, as I ran out of crack, I soon realized that America was not a super awesome land of rainbows. Instead, much to my disappointment, it happens to be a collection of nations that have decided to penetrate our borders (anus) with all their might (probably because we’re incredibly sexy).
Upon seeing this, I was all like... “Damn. We should probably do something about that. Oh, and maybe clean up some of Europe while we’re at it.”
So, I am calling for all Americans to ready their weapons.
I demand blood. We must kill, maim, and burn all of the trrbl invaders. In fact, why are you reading this article when you could be in the thick of slaughter? We must herd the pig-disgusting invaders to their most splendid massacre. They will become sacrifice to the glory of America.
We will wring every drop of their precious blood from their broken bodies until we have chased them all from our lands.
Their satisfyingly pathetic cries will reach your ears, and you will take pleasure in them, inflicting pain and destruction upon their armies. Glorious carnage will engulf the battlefield as our rage consumes them.
They will become but gnats before us.
So, rally the forces
The Resistance Starts Now
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Bring me their broken bodies.
None shall be spared.
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Poleeeee
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That gif is amazing!!!
RAINBOWWWS.
We will spill their blood everywhere :3
Onward To Glorious Combat!
That gif is amazing!!!
We will spill their blood everywhere :3
Onward To Glorious Combat!
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Slaughter and rainbows!
I don't get it, why USA doesn't fight? 8/
becase TWO is stupid and is burning a lot of damage and money on the initial invasio while we sit back and watch and wait until we're almost wiped or wiped and then we defeat you bad.
That's what I thought 8I
Gnats?! We will be like ANTS to America's elephant.
...and remember kids, you can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter".
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
You can have their broken bodies. I want their blood. I haven't had a good bath since I deployed to Belgrade.
So, aside from the point of the article, I don't think the world is ready for Pinkie Pie on coke.
WTP = We The Ponies FTW \ o /
we need to pick up the smart bombs that we left in belgerade
America, (Is,) the land of rainbows. You must have come down hard, from that stuff.
Never piss off a little pony.
Appropriate quote:
"We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig... cow after cow... village after village... army after army... "
You should continue doing what you did in the first picture, you're good at it.
XD
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Ponies make me horny 🙂
huh, so now you are also a zoophyl---
kidding ey, that was a known fact
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F%&$ them dumb ponies. . .oh. . .well. . .never mind.
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Voted. o/
LOL incredibly sexy. Some of the verbs used are highly disturbing btw *stares*
Sexy Propaganda is sexy!
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It's time my friends. We shall do this for Glory!!!!!!!
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Lol, totally on board!
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Redcoat, standing by.
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Mmm, blood and rainbows. (Licks lips)
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD PONY
Double Rainbow Slaughter!
Sonic rainboom those motherfeckers!
We are here to restore order.
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