[VPM] Call to Impeach the Prime Minister

Day 869, 05:31 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Mr Woldy


Impeachments

The recent actions of the Prime Minister have truly forced my hand on this issue. GLaDOS is a friend of mine but his recent actions are not in the interests of the United Kingdom, were not in his manifesto and do not support the views of the eUK's public.

What he has done is a severe miscarriage of justice. I have consulted many members of the eUK, citizens, Members of Parliament, elected by you, the public and members of the House of Lords. We all feel that he has made a vast mistake, and are acting to counter it accordingly.



Why?

In his most recent article, he writes;
"Citizens of the United Kingdom, I would Like to announce that the United Kingdom from this day forward will be known as a Dioist nation. Dioism will be considered the national religion of this country, and the King of England shall Hereby be known as the official ambassador to Dio Brando. The Book of dio shall hereby be used to swear in every cabinet and government official, and we shall abide by the good book, the book of dio."

For those who don't know, the dominant ereligion in the eUK is Bobloism. In October, 2009 Bobloism was declared the official religion on the eUK by the then Prime Minister, Herr Wöldy.

Since then the faith has expanding with hundreds of followers, sympathisers and activists.



Now a fanatic has been elected, who despite there being no more than 4 eUK citizens who would call themsleves Dioists feels he has enough support to declare Dioism our official religion.


And so today on the 7th of April, Pope Lando's Day I call for the impeachment of Prime Minister GLaDOS and that he be added to the Bobloist book of Heretics.

Need to know more?

Bobloists believe:

* that Bob Boblo is the creator and rightful leader of the entire eUniverse.
* in pious following of Bob Boblo and Spam.
* that Spamesis (the first book of the Holy Boble) is the only true story of eCreation.
* that Spam is the only holy and omnipotent force in the world.
* that the Pope of the Spamican Church is the prophet and leader of the faith.


Compare this to Dioist beliefs;

* All Dioists believe that we were all created from sand. They also believe that Dio is all and all is Dio. In many ways the politics of Dioists reflect these beliefs.


I know which one I prefer... So, we must have one last rallying call, to push the Dioists out of the eUK!

Bobloists of the world Unite!

You have nothing to lose but your chains!



o/

Boblo Fist!


Mr Woldy
Chipping in Where I can.

(P.S - Don't actually impeach anyone.. yet)


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