[MoHA] Poet Laureate Competition
Day 2,939, 10:15
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Hey babies,
It’s the boysies you’ve been looking for, it’s the MoHA team. We have deliberated over plans. AND the first one is a poetry competition. This competition will decide the eUK Poet Laureate for the next year and this month. We expect the winner to post a poem each month.
Rules
The rules for the competition are as follows:
To enter you write an article with your poem and make the title contain: [eUK Poem]
Make sure it won’t get you a FP or banned
Make sure you release the article by the deadline of Saturday the 12th of December
Make sure the poem is good
You can enter a maximum of 5 poems, your first five are accepted
You MUST be an eUK citizen
Prizes
The prize is the title of eUK Poet Lauerate and you might get a little money!
That is all.
Inspiration
Can’t think of a good poem to write? Just take inspiration from these guys, they are well known for writing amazing
Book of Rhymes
MC-CC and DJ Fapzy
The Collab of Titans
Hail Astrid Responds
DJ Fapzy
MC Dangerous D
Now y’all need to go and get writing,
I want to read them, they better be exciting,
If they’re not then you have no chance to win,
In fact I’ll film myself throwing it in the bin,
Send you the video while I laugh with glee,
And don’t think I’ll be keeping it between you and me,
But if it’s good you can bet you’ll get the prize,
But don’t bet too much or your profit will be minimised,
Just try your best, I’ll know you’ll succeed,
Well... that’s when the judges have agreed...
Thanks for reading,
Ya bois in da mOha team,
Cheetah, Frix, MIK, Sambo, Addaway, KJ, Mr Cherry
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Comments
Currently suffering from writer's block. I shall publish before the 12th
If you think that I am going to write a poem
You are nasty dragging me overloading
I can give you the last breath of my hearth
You will always be my drafth
I can take my eyes out of you
TIll the of the Age of me and you
Am I good 🙂
Nice article
I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.
Continuous as the stars that shine
and twinkle on the Milky Way,
They stretched in never-ending line
along the margin of a bay:
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
tossing their heads in sprightly dance.
The waves beside them danced; but they
Out-did the sparkling waves in glee:
A poet could not but be gay,
in such a jocund company:
I gazed—and gazed—but little thought
what wealth the show to me had brought:
For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the daffodils.
Wordsworth nicked it innit
A perfectly acceptable entry under the rules... They say nothing about writing your own poems - merely the winner will need to post a different poem every month...
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-tomm-hagen--2569318/1/20 _ VOTE-VOTE
Ofc
This sounds like a fun competition. Wish I lived in eUK so I could take part.