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A bunch of wars!

2 • День 4,438, 21:04 • Опубліковано в державі USA USA

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Військова аналітика

eAmerica is currently fighting 11 countries at once! Everybody is needed in these wars. We're calling all troops and people to these wars, to fight for eAmerica!

God save eAmerica!

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A new win!

0 • День 4,438, 11:03 • Опубліковано в державі USA USA

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Військова аналітика

eAmerica has won the war against Croatians in New Hampshire! Expecting inflation in Croatia. Currently, there are no wars for eAmerica pending. All troops are returning to their families in eAmerica.

God save eAmerica!

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Fight against Croatia!

6 • День 4,438, 09:25 • Опубліковано в державі USA USA

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Бойові накази

Currently, we are holding a military campaign against Croatia in New Hampshire. Every American young or old is wanted in this campaign.

God save eAmerica!

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