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[MWC-CP] day 2

Day 2,179, 07:38 • Published in United Kingdom

• by 10 Downing Street

USE YOUR BATZOOKAS (as long as they’re better than normal bazookas if not let them expire and become normal ones for you)

Niko Jones has been appointed to the position of MoZKaR (A position I once held)
Minister of Zombie Killing and Rehabilitation
his first job will be to get rid of these side bars and then keep the zombies away for the rest of my term

Donate to the NHS yes today the CP will ask it’s citizens to donate to the NHS. This follows him donating his treasured 5CP gold to the NHS

END OF NEWS

So the main body of the article

PLEASE DONATE TO THE NHS
we need it more than ever
you can donate by sending anything at all to

Dr Kawishiwi

alan warwickshire

or even me and i’ll pass it on

mwcerberus

END OF MAIN BODY

What have you done today - diary of a CP

-Did some more chatting with lituania
-Put up a congress vote for a provisional deal weather this deal become the real deal or not we don’t know
-Dealt with 30 messages (btw i mean 30 individual messages if i replied in 1 chain 100 times it would still only count as 1) if i missed you please re send
-found this picture while googleing

Thanks for reading bonus pic below
mwcerberus, 57th CP of the United Kingdom

Comments

Master Lobban Le Rub Klitoris Day 2,179, 07:44

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Master Lobban Le Rub Klitoris Day 2,179, 07:44

eUK game

Zaphod Beeblebrox IV Day 2,179, 07:44

poor coolion🙁

Zaphod Beeblebrox IV Day 2,179, 07:44

*coolio

mwcerberus Day 2,179, 07:46

we live in a gangsters paradise....

WookieO Day 2,179, 07:58

Go, go Niko!

MoZKaR - that's the best position in any cabinet.

Emergy Maxfell Day 2,179, 08:14

Man, Coolio looks rough. He needs to lay off the bath salts.

ViciousDeeds Day 2,179, 09:43

Congrats on your first ministerial position Niko o7

can i ask what you were googling to find that t-shirt, or do i not want to know? 😉

mwcerberus Day 2,179, 10:28

.....well....errr....welll i was looking for sexy nurses for the NHS bit above..... in the end i didn't get any sexy nurses as you can see

HebronGazelle Day 2,179, 09:43

It says they stole Coolio's shoes, did they steal his hair too?

mwcerberus Day 2,179, 10:29

only the middle bit

Tialys Cypress Day 2,179, 09:54

Bohemond4 Day 2,179, 17:26

weather

:3

Lisamunusira Day 2,180, 00:41

Niko Jones Day 2,180, 12:24

As you are aware my first full day in the office of MoZKaR has been successful with all KPI's being achieved. Intention now is to maintain the Zombie shields and keep those little buggers off our patch in order for our great CP to fulfill his obligations smoothly.

Hail CP mwc o7.

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