Sublime Cycle of Political Life of Homo Mattrimus
Walpole
Ladies and Gentlemen of eBg!
Greetings.
I stand before you as a falsified man. I stand falsified in a most monumental way possible.
About two months ago, I had a little "friendly" clash with Mattrim underneath one of his articles , and I wrote:
My prophecy failed miserably. Mattrim is now your CP.
It seems, in this cyber eWorld of ours, Bulgaria is the ultimate land of opportunities, in which wildest of dreams, craziest of aspirations and most absurd possibilities come true.
Perhaps I should apply for eBg citizenship to put a CP medal into my profile. 😛
Nevertheless. I was mistaken. And, I am here to pay my fine for it.
But this time I am smarter. I won't prophesize about future. I will talk about the past and present.
Behold, the Sublime Cycle of Political Life of "Homo Mattrimus"!
1- An impeach legislation removes a president, and brings Mattrimus to power.
2- First day of the presidential tenure of Mattrimus. He is full of energy, He is ready to shock and awe, attack and destroy. For the glory of eBg, or himself, debatable, as we are unable to look into his heart.
3- 3rd-7th day of the presidential tenure of Mattrimus. Things go sour. The enemies he has choosen for eBg are not as weak as he thought. His presidency is not as efficient and skillful as he has dreamed. At this point, instead of making a through self-criticm , he conveniently thinks his fellow compatriots have betrayed him. What else can it be. He is so cool, he is smart, and others are not!
4- Mattrimus falls from grace as his presidency brings nothing but catastrophy to eBg. He is removed from office either by an impeach vote, or with an election.
5- Mattrimus in opposition immediately starts working for his return to the power.
6- At least 6 motnhs from his removel form the office, he is ready for another ride.
7- Restart from "1".
🙂
I was not able to write humorous articles for at least 6 months. I am glad that I break my fast at last. It was fun for me. I hope you have liked it too.
Cheers,
Walpole.
Bonus:
Comments
Пиши на български. Знаем, че можеш.
I cannot.
I can barely read it through Google Translate.
🙁
Лъжеш.
I am not.
Why should I?
Why would not I write in Bulgarian, if I could?
Do you have permission to use these pictures?
turkce pirinc
lol
kanki sal
birde türkçe olursa eğer
Vurdu, gol oldu xd
vote
Слабо. Аз в кенефа като се напъна изкарвам по-забавна тролня хахах
Айде и аз да пиша един РУК и да ви казвам лека нощ
Aww what a lovely kido xd
Trying to be funny with this bad and childish humour,can only give eyeburn on the eyes of the readers,and the genious author should be sent for psychic evaluation.Its a game and you should not post RL pictures from someone id*ot
Mattrim is good boy, and you good journalist o/
Pirinç.
Walpole reis o7
15.yoruma pirinç olur mu sana bulgur verelim
Bulguru çiğ yerim ben
I did have some respect for you. This is not even funny. (Maybe if you had some memes instead of the cancerous emojis and RL pictures it could have been) It's low tho.
Mattrim is walpole's girl xd
air damage:
1. Bulgaria- 21,382,012
2. Croatia- 12,369,117
3. Greece- 10,428,490
4. Serbia- 9,401,802
...
8 . GUR-GUR-Landia- 6,175,475
GUR GUR GUR
А бе тва хомо нещо като педераст ли е?
пуснах му едно репортче, дано и админите не са гейчета като тоя 😁
Are you asking a medal or something for you to burn lots of EBs in a perfectly avoidable and unnecessary war sparked by a perfectly idiotic CP? 😐
yo, do you have the balls and give some of your RL pictures 😉
Ми то така става като си слагат снимките в Ряпата после турците въжделеят върху тях
Reported.
Here is my text for the report:
"This article contains photos of real life people.
Publishing RL photos of people without their consent is illegal.
Publishing Photoshop'ed RL photos of people and trying to show them in disguising light should be punished.
Only a gay can do this... "
They are published on eRepublik already by consent of people on it because they'd be removed until now.
If you take a picture of Donald Trump which is public and photoshop it in a way to insult his personality then you will be arrested if you live in the USA.
There is a huge difference when you modify the original picture.
Anyway, I think you will not understand me.
As I said - only a gay can do this. Every decent man will not do this and will respect other personality.
You're right, I don't understand you. I don't live in USA, Bulgaria or any other neo-nazi oppressive regime. I can take photo of my prime minister or president and photoshop it the way I like and I won't end up in jail nor pay fine. It's called satire and is widely spread in the most countries in civilized world.
It is funny that a croat guy will say that he is not living in a neo-naci regime, wooow!
During the WWII, Croatia KILLED ALL THEIR GYPSIES. All of them.
That's why there are no gypsies in Croatia.
Meanwhile...Bulgaria IS THE ONLY country in the world who SAVED ITS ALL JEWS AND GYPSIES.
Yeah, I remember what was happening 80 years ago in nazi regime and I never spoke against those crimes and now I am 100 years old and playing this game.
And about gypsies. Ohhh, if only you are right! Unfortunately, there are a lot of gypsy villages around my town and they are a huge problem in community. They steal, deal drugs and prostitute themselves. :/ If you are proud on your gypsies maybe you will want to accept ours as well.
Posting your RL picture on Facebook or any social media account and keeping it open public not limited private. Then compailing for this is lame sorry.
I see now that the author has deleted 1-2 of the pictures and changed the other pictures that RL picture is not visible.
So he listened to what I was saying 😉
It is sad that he did not thanked me 🙂
it is not about this article. I comment for the general.
хаха
xddd
Good troll except last pic. Better delete it
Baba Vanga? Why? Are you a superstitious person? Or, a relative? 🙂
She is a Saint here... Dont mess with that shit
Ok. I did not know that.
I have just deleted.
Sorry.
No prob man 🙂
Good troll tho 😃
I am glad that you have liked it, Mattrim.
o7
Vanga is Saint in Bulgaria. Her grave is very popular destination and visited by many
Пиши на български, бе, мангал помашки резан. Колко часа стоя в кенефа, за да изсереш тая малоумщина?
Не си интересен