[MoD] Rylde School of Strategery, Poor Grammar, & Thumbtacks
TemujinBC
Greetings Fellow Canadians,
It's clear that in our new "player vs player" paradigm one man stands out for all the wrong reasons. You've all seen the poorly worded articles (mostly pictures tbh), the barely-literate shouts, largely inflammatory replies, and unavoidable yet-all-too-predictable inbox spam. But to start the new year off right (some might say it feels like 2025 already) I thought it would be funny to revisit some of Rylde's Greatest Hits from the past year. This list is far from comprehensive but hopefully will provide some humor. Sadly he's deleted a lot of the batsh*t crazy articles and the shouts are long gone. But the memory remains:
June 25, 2023 A CLOSE CALL
The #WhiteKnight rode to the rescue and Rylde was left with his pants pulled down. While there are many such episodes like this throughout the year, I won't bore you with them all. But this one paints a nice picture.
September 2023 - Wilhem Klink the Nazi Avatar
How could any of us forget when Rylde went on a rampage about poor ol' Klinky's avatar and how raaaayyyyycist it is! Good thing the Admins made him change it to something less offensive. Oh. Wait.
Those Experience Points are pathetic, sir. You need to step up your gameplay!
December 2023 - Rage Quit To Cuba
Death, Taxes, and Rylde Ragequitting. The only three things that truly cannot be avoided. In this most recent meltdown, Rylde attempted to join Cuba (lol how did that go?) and left me with a parting gift in the ol' inbox. And all because I made a deal with Rolo to keep our noses out of each others business. LMAO!
Destruction of a Party - Snipers in Sixth Place
Last but not least, I really do feel as though this image says more than any words I could type:
It certainly looks as though it's time for a change in leadership over there. Maybe a little bit of #WhiteKnight could change their overall fortunes?
All in good fun, let's not take ourselves too seriously.
Hugs and Kisses,
TemujinBC
aka #WhiteKnight
PS What was your favourite Rylde memory of 2023?
Comments
First for Rylde!
Good times this would be a lesser nation and boring without me.
thanks for the endorse that means a lot, now unblock meeeee
Cant do that i warned you to quit sending me links to every cheap SH you won.
Oh come on it was funny af
My only regret is that I have 1 like to give. 😃
Hey Chance - How'd your Head2Head with Foxy go today? I heard #NotWell, Oh wait, It didn't count because.... Let me check your big book of excuses #emptythreat #blowhard #fknofkback #excusesarelike...
Round 2 TheMacedon defended and gold returned https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/617718
I'm thinking of changing my avatar.
LOL no. It's going to stand as a testimony to Rydle's ineffectiveness, his misguided self-importance, and his lack of strategy & tactics.
We've all been watching a two-year temper tantrum by a drama queen attention whore. He'd never leave eCanada. Doofus could have picked any number of nations to move to, but picked Cuba, where they already know was a malignant player he is and would NEVER approve his request. Just more drama Queening.
Dude can't even rage quit properly.
Awwee nice of you to get active in the media to wake up and attack me endlessly Im honored my boy. If you people didnt write about me so much perhaps it wouldnt go to me head.
This is nothing new you haven't said before. I get it you dont like my style of gameplay that goes against the established order of things in the country and is frowned upon.
This nation has always needed a heel to rally against ever since I played. Im sorry that lining up for my govt handout and sniping euro's on our land doesnt interest me.
"This nation needs a heel to rally against"
No, we don't. I understand that's your coping mechanism, but to prove it you should rage quit Canada (or even the game) and find out.
But you won't because you are a drama queen attention whore.
YOU need Canada way more than Canada "needs" you.
Sounds like your just disappointed I didnt leave so to bad get over it and continue on. This has been my country from the start and yeah its my coping mechanism against the boredom lmao.
"your just disappointed I didnt leave"
No, I knew you weren't serious and it was all just a drama queen moment. If you WERE serious, you would have chosen a country likely to take you in. But you chose an ally country where you KNEW they wouldn't.
Because you are a drama queen.
"This has been my country from the start..."
except it hasn't been, has it?
https://prnt.sc/WvraeDyLaSKp
Drama. Queen.
I bathe in your insults cause its just you coming out once a year to regurgitate all the same things in my gameplay that annoy you like a drama queen. After you have it all out of your system you can go back to being a mute as usual.
I started my gameplay here in Canada hence from the start. Most of the player base has fled due to ipes at one time or another unless you dont remember history as well as you think you do.
I also hope you realize but probably won't believe me that there are players who arent even my allies in this country who have pm'd me saying there happy to have a diverse entertaining personality like me around because you know what love me or hate me I provide entertainment and not alot happens in this game anymore.
As they put it "never change" lmao
Oh snap son https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/617768/0/fighterStatistics
Yeah me and Foxy are having a good laugh that while you overpaid x3 for that one air medal he was stealing everything you had on the ground.
Update the score betch
I did it as soon as I was finished sniping robot and saw you overhit like a tool.
Playing on my phone, you know how it goes.
Nice to see other members of the 69th have ramped up the battle pressure on you I hope they keep it up.
You've got to stop drinking the Colombian extra dark roast coffee with the special white sugar and switch to some calming teas. Save some of that damage for other fights.
hahahaha yes
Oh snap son.
erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/617823
I reserves some snipers for next time. nice waste trollololololo
oh wait, now wasting is ok?
rylde the rusty trombone of contradiction
I over hit by a meager 100k your not saving face on this loss. Imagine dropping a million and losing lmao!!!
maybe make a new article about it idk
Double SH and all it cost me was 30 treats to secure the wall #Winning #LevelUp #WhiteKnight
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/618635
lmao damn your getting pathetic but it is you so i guess my 18k looked real threatening.
Here's a snipe thats more worthy of greatness in round 8.
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/618564
Round 9 double SH not a sniper in sight. It's nice that you all fear me now.
Cant believe you sniped Mary Chan she was on your no-snipe list for so long
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/618735. Round 5 A COMPLETE CHEAPY
No snipers to be seen
Thats right you link everyone one of your medals yet they call me the attention whore.
UPDATE THE SCOOOOOOORRRRREEEEE BEEEEEEEEETCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/618822
Friday beatdowns are the best beatdowns.
hey how come you havent been posting your snipes this week? I dont see any updates on the news feed. weird.
The list is being updated as always had 7 or 8 snipes yesterday just didnt bother writing an article for front page news. My ego doesnt demand it.
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-747-mary-chan-time-to-pay-taxes-like-the-rest-2775348/1/20
God damn ain't nobody gonna see that lmao
Page three lmaooooooo
Doesn't look like I'll rank up before you. Oh well
The list is more for me than anyone else I like to keep track of the who and when. I was serious when I should thank you for killing the country shouts. 400 missed names lost to history.
As thanks you could buy me a BP or PP appreciate it
Stock up on Q5 air, you're gonna need em this weekend
Hush Now TemTem take the loss with some dignity you came to me looking for a fight so i gave you one.
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/618915
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