[MoD] Rylde School of Strategery, Poor Grammar, & Thumbtacks

Day 5,886, 16:27 • Published in Canada Canada • by TemujinBC

Greetings Fellow Canadians,

It's clear that in our new "player vs player" paradigm one man stands out for all the wrong reasons. You've all seen the poorly worded articles (mostly pictures tbh), the barely-literate shouts, largely inflammatory replies, and unavoidable yet-all-too-predictable inbox spam. But to start the new year off right (some might say it feels like 2025 already) I thought it would be funny to revisit some of Rylde's Greatest Hits from the past year. This list is far from comprehensive but hopefully will provide some humor. Sadly he's deleted a lot of the batsh*t crazy articles and the shouts are long gone. But the memory remains:



June 25, 2023 A CLOSE CALL



The #WhiteKnight rode to the rescue and Rylde was left with his pants pulled down. While there are many such episodes like this throughout the year, I won't bore you with them all. But this one paints a nice picture.

September 2023 - Wilhem Klink the Nazi Avatar

How could any of us forget when Rylde went on a rampage about poor ol' Klinky's avatar and how raaaayyyyycist it is! Good thing the Admins made him change it to something less offensive. Oh. Wait.



Those Experience Points are pathetic, sir. You need to step up your gameplay!

December 2023 - Rage Quit To Cuba

Death, Taxes, and Rylde Ragequitting. The only three things that truly cannot be avoided. In this most recent meltdown, Rylde attempted to join Cuba (lol how did that go?) and left me with a parting gift in the ol' inbox. And all because I made a deal with Rolo to keep our noses out of each others business. LMAO!



Destruction of a Party - Snipers in Sixth Place

Last but not least, I really do feel as though this image says more than any words I could type:



It certainly looks as though it's time for a change in leadership over there. Maybe a little bit of #WhiteKnight could change their overall fortunes?

All in good fun, let's not take ourselves too seriously.

Hugs and Kisses,

TemujinBC
aka #WhiteKnight


PS What was your favourite Rylde memory of 2023?