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Rican v. Chris

7 • Дан 4,591, 16:36 • Објављено у Switzerland

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My Fellow citizens,

I know most of us are more focused on ending this unending drama between the failed establishment and Tef1. But I have another important notice to you in the affairs of eSwiss.

There is a growing beef between the

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Congrats to the President Elect

9 • Дан 4,581, 18:00 • Објављено у Switzerland

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My Fellow citizens,

As per tradition, our eNation had an election. Though, this election was anything but normal. Supporters of my former opponent and future President, were able to achieve a victory after relentlessness and inaccurately

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Rican apologized to me

25 • Дан 4,575, 15:39 • Објављено у Switzerland

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Breaking News: The currently disgraced Rican in an attempt to get back to the graces of the legendary King Tef1 apologized for what Rican did to Tef1.

This is a very shocking development and I am sure most of you, if not none of you will be

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Who is to be blamed?

3 • Дан 4,565, 13:46 • Објављено у Switzerland

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My fellow citizens of the eWorld,

It is with sadness of no proportions I report to you, eSwitzerland's civilization has now been crushed to ground. This is thanks in part to ARS' anti Tef1 propaganda. This is sadly also supported by the failed

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Dear Blackbeard (Emperor)

32 • Дан 4,562, 14:55 • Објављено у Switzerland

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Dear Blackbeard,

Recently, the legendary Tef1 was alerted of the facts of your return from hiding ever since the disgraceful incident in which you wrongly accused the legend. It was too bad, even the now formerly legendary Rican had to apologize

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