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Tuesday's Daily Dose

0 Day 2,513, 04:08 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

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"The majority of husbands remind me of an Orangutan trying to play the violin."

-- Honore de Balzac



Jokes

A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The party
waiting behind her was a … read more »

Monday's Daily Dose

0 Day 2,512, 03:28 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

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"Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud."

-- Maya Angelou


Jokes

Recently a friend was browsing through the 40th Anniversary Issue of Reader's Digest (dated Feb. 1962), and came across a reprint from the … read more »

Friday's Daily Dose

1 Day 2,508, 23:37 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

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“Are you calling about a silver truck?” asked the 911 dispatcher. “Yes.
He’s all over the road,” the caller said. Shortly thereafter, a trooper stopped Don Hall, 61, and arrested him on a DUI charge. Hall is the mayor of … read more »

Thursday's Daily Dose

1 Day 2,508, 03:11 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

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"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain."

-- Vivian Greene


Jokes

A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As pallbearers carry the … read more »

Wednesday's Daily Dose

1 Day 2,507, 02:15 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Potpourri



"You're only lonely if you're not there for you."

-- Phil McGraw


Jokes

Mr. Johnson's wife of fifty years suggested they take a cruise. "We could go somewhere for a week, and make wild love like we did when … read more »