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The Sainted Pun: The Pest Returns

8 • Day 6,009, 14:20 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

The eUK's favourite toilet paper substitute returns

Mr Woldy goes for goldy

Sources describe Huey George as 'boring'

Change afoot at the BEP
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25

The Pun: The Irish Scandal

16 • Day 4,780, 15:20 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


- Sir Humphrey Appleby accused of issuing … read more »

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Pun For All, All For Pun: Election Analysis

6 • Day 4,775, 13:20 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


- Lord Harambe remains President of the PCP as … read more »

9

The House Of The Rising Pun: Congress Elections and Fresh Drama

3 • Day 4,750, 15:06 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


- eUK getting set to vote in Congressional … read more »

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The Last Pun Standing - Party Election Results

11 • Day 4,745, 12:57 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


- Lord Harambe set to win Pirate Cat Party … read more »