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Annual Animal Conference 2016 [Skit]

9 • Day 3,115, 01:18 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

*hundreds of animals in the crowd murmur, Ayame Crocodile is standing up at his chair ready to speak*

Ayame … read more »

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I've Done It All Before And I'll Do It Again

7 • Day 3,113, 02:55 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis



I've done it all before and I'll do it again,
Put my pen on the paper, kick the ass off my "friends",
I saw the diss that you wrote me, no need to
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King of the Strawberries

14 • Day 3,111, 10:54 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Financial business Financial business




Today I had some strawberries. … read more »

23

The Lord Impeacher

18 • Day 3,110, 11:20 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Hello eUnited Kingdom,

I have recently employed 732 people to help me with my secret task, and now as a master criminal I will tell you my … read more »

25

The Resource Wars

4 • Day 3,097, 09:34 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis


I thought I'd write a quick message to every citizen of the eUK as you may not be aware of the situation. Currently there is an event called … read more »