The Occasional Scribe - newspaper of Euphorbus

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A Sing-a-long for the End of the World

1 • Day 3,341, 05:19 • Published in United Kingdom

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Brain fried tonight through misuse
Through misuse, through misuse
(Brain fried tonight through misuse)
You can't avoid static abuse
Abuse, abuse
(You can't avoid the static abuse)
Without these pills you're … read more »

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Finlandia

3 • Day 3,340, 06:33 • Published in United Kingdom

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Battle orders

Well, as fitting as the supposed, and apparently recent, dirge of activity pervading these fine fine shores, my hands have found themselves frozen countless times before the keyboard despite knowing that I ought to, as recalling my own promise as

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Limited Story Competition

12 • Day 3,187, 13:25 • Published in United Kingdom

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Social interactions and entertainment

Hello all, and as fitting with the name and ethos of this 'newly' established newspaper, I have decided to deliver unto you, the most loyal of fans, an rarefied gem: a new article!

Though it may not be original, the premise is simple. Write a

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Awkward (Euro 2016)

6 • Day 3,140, 02:52 • Published in United Kingdom

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Social interactions and entertainment

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A million planes.

7 • Day 3,124, 16:10 • Published in United Kingdom

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Warfare analysis

Every clip on the wing costs a million. Every dent, another million.
A million hours was spent by the engineer, perfecting the curvature of each wing on paper; every failed attempt to fly the burdened, ambitious load? A million million.

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