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The journey from mere chimp... to champ! A Federalist Media Submission.

5 • Day 2,146, 23:49 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Listen to this song whilst you read my story: http://youtu.be/r6V5DXk6TbA
Once upon a time there was a tiny eRep boy…
Alone in the new world and surrounded by unfamiliar sights and sounds. Scared… alone.
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Frost beats Whale

8 • Day 2,141, 03:16 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Well, it appears we have finally thrown in the towel. Forget it, we give up.
- imadeup White House Staff

After a month of head bashing, scratching, … read more »

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Down With Spain!

7 • Day 2,132, 02:16 • Published in USA USA • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

ATTENTION

Today the evil Spanish Empire has followed through on its promise to attack America after passing a Natural Enemy vote just days ago.

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Don't call it a comeback...

11 • Day 2,115, 05:49 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



Hello my proud/horny Feds,
Some of you may have noticed me posting on the forums and lurking in IRC with more and more frequency...There is a reason for that. Beer, I am … read more »

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Fed Rave!

10 • Day 1,304, 20:23 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment


Hello,
Thank you for electing me as your new PARTY PRESIDENT
(pause for applause break)

It has been an honor and a privilege to be a Fed for as long as I have, and hope … read more »