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Fighting ignorance since 1974 (It's taken longer than I hope)

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The Key to Victory

3 • Day 976, 14:08 • Published in USA USA •

OUCH!

We just lost our most populated state and it appears more states will be lost.

I thought I'd give some advice on how to win battles since it seems like our leaders haven't figured out any strategy yet.

In order to win, we'll need lots

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Low Gold = High Strength Gains!

0 • Day 773, 08:23 • Published in USA USA •

FOR REASONS YET TO BE DETERMINED, GOLD PRICES ARE AT HISTORIC LOWS!

I'm not going to speculate on the cause of dropping gold prices, but tell you how you can benefit. Our leaders our running around like chickens with their heads cut off over

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Welcome Back Pennsylvania

4 • Day 757, 05:51 • Published in USA USA •

The Noobie Star News would like to welcome back the 285 citizens of Pennsylvania. Congratulations on your successful resistance war.

This is a reminder that some conficts come at too high a price. How many states would our leaders be willing to

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Welcome Back New Jersey!

7 • Day 756, 05:41 • Published in USA USA •

The Noobie Star News would like to welcome back the 229 citizens of the state of New Jersey. You have endured much and don't think that others in the eUS aren't sympathetic to your plight. We are.

For the second time in recent history, the

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Admin Greed is Your Opportunity!

0 • Day 754, 09:29 • Published in USA USA •

WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS COMPLAINING, USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO GET RICH! SUBSCRIBE AND VOTE SO THAT eUS CAN BE THE RICHEST AND MOST POWERFUL NATION IN THE WORLD.

Certainly, you've now noticed the recent upgrade to the training module. And if you

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