The Foundation for Truth - newspaper of Dariuswolff

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There will be no bribes in the voting. . .

11 • Day 3,653, 08:38 • Published in USA USA

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In recent election cycles, there have been bribes offered to voters. Unfortunately, for those looking to be bribed to vote for me in either the party or the general election, you will have to seek to fill your coffers elsewhere. Vote for me, or not,

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Seeking new subscribers

9 • Day 3,652, 13:54 • Published in USA USA

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What is a newspaper without it's subscribers? A waste of time for the staff who put it together, A shout into the wind to remain unheard. A waste of advertiser's money. Fish wrap at best!

So, in honor of my decision to run for congress, I have … read more »

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If I make a run for congress, will they overlook a few flaws?

12 • Day 3,651, 12:24 • Published in USA USA

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Being the next best thing to an alien overlord, i.e. a congress person elect without any real experience, A few people may question my qualifications.

So, even though you are essentially representing your party, to be elected, you must rely on

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6 and 1/2 years later

8 • Day 3,650, 23:37 • Published in USA USA

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I just looked on my profile and to my amazement, I noticed that I have been playing this game for six and a half years. That's at least 43 dog years as the saying goes. I think it's time for me to assess my accomplishments. OOPS, I don't really see

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Interview with Party President Salty

7 • Day 3,620, 23:18 • Published in USA USA

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Below are the questions and answers in raw format.

Salty presented a difficult interview. I think he is either not used to being in the lime lite, or perhaps he just plays his card close to his chest.
In any case, he is not entirely open with