The Crude Times - newspaper of Ray Crude

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Vote Ray Crude for Party President... 3rd time lucky

4 • Day 3,424, 03:55 • Published in United Kingdom

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Greetings Readers!

Ray Crude here, former TUP Spokesman and twice member of Congress. I am pleased to announce that I am running for the Party Presidency of The Unity Party at the upcoming election. This will be my 3rd attempt at the Party

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Ray Crude for Party President of TUP!

7 • Day 3,398, 14:59 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

Greetings Readers!

Ray Crude here, the incumbent TUP Spokesman. I am pleased to announce that I am running for the Party Presidency of The Unity Party at the upcoming election. Here is why I think I deserve your vote...

1. A Fresh Face: I have

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Your New TUP Spokesman

4 • Day 3,379, 19:15 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

Greetings Y'all!

I am now the new spokesman in The Unity Party! I will endeavour to serve TUP well and get across our approach to the key issues facing the eUK.

In this role I will aim to (mostly) avoid the Punch & Judy ya-boo politics that

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Vote Ray Crude: The Anti-Establishment Candidate

11 • Day 3,372, 08:09 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

Greetings Readers!

Ray Crude is running for Party Presidency of The Unity Party. The election is now a mere 2 days away.

Q. Why does Ray Crude deserve my vote?

A. Because Ray Crude is the Anti-Establishment Candidate!

That's

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Vote Ray Crude for TUP Party President!

3 • Day 3,367, 03:49 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

Greetings!

Ray Crude is running for Party Presidency of The Unity Party at the upcoming election. I will set out here why he deserves your vote...

1. Change: The TUP has had the same President for a long time. This party needs new ideas