The Champion Reporter - newspaper of Champinator

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Blackjack for Champinator

7 • Day 1,890, 18:23 • Published in South Africa

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Howdy y'all. I am running for congress again. I will not be running under OOPS. I will be with RISE. So vote for RISE if you want me in congress (which you do).
This last term was somewhat uneventful I would say. I expect next month

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Champinator for OOPS PP!

5 • Day 1,882, 18:18 • Published in South Africa

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Political debates and analysis

If you get a slight chuckle from my title then you are welcome. That was a complete coincidence, but you can go ahead and think it was me being witty.

Alas, I shall be trying to commandeer this party of mine. I've been a Party President four

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Champinator Endorses Had3z

14 • Day 1,873, 00:09 • Published in South Africa

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Political debates and analysis

I like to think of myself as an influential person. I think people love me, admire me, want to birth my children, etc. So that must mean an endorsement from me would be a big deal.

Therefore, I endorse Had3z and Grimstone. Had3z brings a

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Same Shit Different Day

10 • Day 1,869, 13:14 • Published in South Africa

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Social interactions and entertainment

As the New Year comes and goes I always think to myself, "Why do people care?" It's simply another day; nothing has changed from the previous day. I continue to be perplexed when people make New Years resolutions. These resolutions are usually

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Champinator for a 20th Time!

12 • Day 1,855, 17:20 • Published in South Africa

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Political debates and analysis

Yo brochachos and bonitas.

I, Champinator, will be running for Congress. I think I'll be running under OOPS in Limpopo. I was in OOPS before venturing to eUSA for a while so I decided to join OOPS again. And I chose Limpopo