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Election Result

48 • Day 1,174, 12:30 • Published in USA USA •



Mizu's our President, congratulations to him and his team. He's got some quality bros on his staff, I look forward to seeing what he's able to wring out of them.

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Still longer than your arm

73 • Day 1,158, 20:10 • Published in USA USA •

Custer is my opponent again...let's see if it sticks this time. We're running in New York. You should totally vote for me.

Following, my endorsements:

Harrison Richardson, or as I affectionately call him
FRANCO
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Pfeiffer in the USWP?

20 • Day 1,156, 21:29 • Published in USA USA •

Yea, ok. It happened. I joined the USWP. The election of one of my Top 5 bros, Hadrian X, as PP did it. The only other time I considered it was when Franco suggested I make a switch in Summer 09, when I was in his cabinet. I declined then, as Gayus

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35

FOR NAVE!!

8 • Day 1,147, 12:14 • Published in USA USA •

Pass your stupid Natural Enemy law, Canada. This will summon Nave, I guarantee it.

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49

Let's Be Real

38 • Day 1,138, 21:38 • Published in USA USA •

OK America. Time to get real with you.

You're driving away the people who built this country, and the people who can keep it from dying. I wish I could swear, but this article needs to exist tomorrow.

Emerick is leaving. Sure he hasn't been

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