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Another Victory

2 • Day 1,634, 08:25 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

Our forces have won again this time in the sour East of England and have beat the French again. We are making a lot of progress on Uniting United Kingdom

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Well Done

0 • Day 1,633, 09:56 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

Well done fighters on beating the French in the east of England.


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

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Battle of Britain

7 • Day 1,633, 09:48 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Battle orders Battle orders

The Battle of Britain is a massive battle taking place in Britain (obviously). We are under attack from USA and Canada. We must defend our nation or else there will be no Britain. Vote for Sir Appelby.

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Welcome

1 • Day 1,633, 09:40 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Hello and welcome to The Patriotic Cow.

I advise you all to FIGHT for the UK in our battle against the USA. I have only started writing newspaper article and I will be posting you important info.

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